Venting about stupid people

[Papa John]

Potential customer emailwd me with a few questions.
Should she clean her old rug b4 putting it in storage?
What would it cost to clean a new rug?
Is a chair and ottoman one item or two?

I havent responded yet cause seems borderline crazy.

Share your stories.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

"Send me a handful of spitters" (spray nozzles. Not sure how to define the quantity)

"I need an intake hose" (1.5" lead hose that he takes in the house)

"That new motor you sold me isn't working" (He means a truck mount. "New" is 8 years old, but compared to the 20+ year old rust buckets he usually runs, this one is "new")

"How do I know the difference between a male and a female quick connect?" (A more frequent question than you might think)

 

[Ed Valentine]

Papa John;

I could write a book on that subject however, I will reframe myself embarrassing our Industry.

Some of these, would make your head spin.....................................and.............................spin.

 

[Cleanworks]

I am just finishing my coffee and am on my way to my 11 am appointment. She just texted me asking if I can come at 2. I said no and she said ok, I will see you at 11.

 

[Fat Mike]

I am just finishing my coffee and am on my way to my 11 am appointment. She just texted me asking if I can come at 2. I said no and she said ok, I will see you at 11.

Late start?

 

[Jimmy L]

Stupit

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

‘I’ve got 2 rooms on the main floor, and a set of stairs going to the basement, can you do the 2 rooms today, and the stairs next week? Oh, and can you only charge me the same price, is the stairs included I. The 2 room deal?’
Uh, mamm, we don’t have any deals...
‘Yes you do, I’ve got you’re coupon in my purse’...
Uh, mamm, we’ve never had a coupon.....

 

[Cleanworks]

Late start?

2nd job today. Just finished 1/2 hour ago. She waited for me.

 

[Fat Mike]

2nd job today. Just finished 1/2 hour ago. She waited for me.

I lucked out had two carpet cleaning 3 blocks from each other and less than 5min from my home. so we started late

 

[Nomad74]

Send her my way. I'm used to crazy.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

I swear to my time that’s why I hate residential, much less doing the actual work.

 

[Papa John]

Papa John;

I could write a book on that subject however, I will reframe myself embarrassing our Industry.

Some of these, would make your head spin.....................................and.............................spin.

Oh-- come on - share at least one story.