What are you favorite over used sales lines..

[Desk Jockey]

& I won't c** in your mouth.

:shock:

 

[Lee Stockwell]

ding ding ding!!!! We have a winner.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Ooops did I type that? I thought I was just thinking it.

:mrgreen:

 

[Nate The Great]

Ooops did I type that? I thought I was just thinking it.

:mrgreen:

shiteatinggrin

 

[Brian R]

I promise I'll pull out.

Take care,
Lisa

That should be a crime.

 

[Brian R]

Any new ones Mikey??


!dork!

 

[Royal Man]

No worries folks. That carpet has a 15 year warranty!!

Translation: No worries for the dealer or manufacturer. 'Cuz they'll say, It's not covered or they'll shift the blame to the illegal immigrant installer or some hapless carpet cleaner.

 

[dgargan]

"to be completely honest....."

 

[XCC]

Mrs. Smith, those $5.95 per room guys are like the operators of the old west bath houses back in the day. The cowboys ride into town and see a sign that says "Hot baths,1 dime". But if you want a bar of soap it'll be another dime!