What are you favorite over used sales lines..

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Royal Man

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No worries folks. That carpet has a 15 year warranty!!

Translation: No worries for the dealer or manufacturer. 'Cuz they'll say, It's not covered or they'll shift the blame to the illegal immigrant installer or some hapless carpet cleaner.
 
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XCC

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Mrs. Smith, those $5.95 per room guys are like the operators of the old west bath houses back in the day. The cowboys ride into town and see a sign that says "Hot baths,1 dime". But if you want a bar of soap it'll be another dime!
 

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