hogjowl
Idiot™
Not between 12 & 2I think I'll start calling Marty in the middle of the week so I can hear him speak. My next marty quote will be more accurate
Not between 12 & 2I think I'll start calling Marty in the middle of the week so I can hear him speak. My next marty quote will be more accurate
A guy swoops his car in on me today at a job site and I have an Oscar winning performance..
Got me thinking about what you idiots might say.
I'll go first with Jimmy's:
"Yes I LIVE here, mind your own fvcking business!!!"
Matt you do Marty's
Ron you do Jeff's
You inbreds must get each other...
why not leave them with something memorable?I'd give them a card, tell them to call and my wonderful wife.
Get back to work!
why not leave them with something memorable?
Just to prove once again that I can take a hit with the big boys I'll have Boyle do mine...
and thats the reality of sales, you don't talk about yourselfsorry to disappoint, but the reality is very fluid
the closing rate is extremely high in those scenarios , after their initial question you just spin it back on them.... everyone’s favorite topic
I’ve been at this for not very long, and I still turn down a lot more than I do...I’ve been at this so long that I am actually more focusing on whether I want to work for them than trying to impress a walk up
I didn't know they made measuring tapes that small.We’ll be measuring dicks soon
Marty, I made 2760$ in 8 hrs. Today.We’ll be measuring dicks soon
I’ve got a few feeders out myself. My girls have named a few of the birds already. There’s one that’s red headed (not surprisingly), it likes to take over all the feeders....I just look for excuses to get home early and watch the Hummingbirds come to my feeders. View attachment 99983
That’s not the proper way to distribute tummy rubs.they're so small, you have to have a quality air rifle and use match grade pellets ...or you'll never hold a 1/2" group at 25 yrds
(what you need to punch out those tiny tweeties )
..L.T.A.
Illegal to shoot songbirds anyway. Do hummingbirds sing or do they just hum?Hmm. I just prefer to live and let live...
You still shooting birds Larr......they're so small, you have to have a quality air rifle and use match grade pellets ...or you'll never hold a 1/2" group at 25 yrds
(what you need to punch out those tiny tweeties )
..L.T.A.
...............huh...ohh sorry..jus had a flashback of my 3rd wife...Illegal to shoot songbirds anyway. Do hummingbirds sing or do they just hum?
We’ll be measuring dicks soon
You still shooting birds Larr......
Ohh lovely....you should get along wit a hoa real well.....do you still have yor gun range in the back yard....no
haven't had to
I live here now
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no pole barn
BUTT....it's a condo association .
meaning everyone/no one owns the yard ....and any dog can crap in it
(dog owners are s'posed to pick it up..but it doesn't happen all the time)
so I bought some cayenne pepper to "fertilize" the yard around the house
LT.A.
I have tied a thread to a flies leg like a leash.You still shooting birds Larr......
did you pull the legs off bugs and flys as a child