He’s telling me while I’m typing on this thread.
I told him my gps will take me there and he’s still rambling.
I told him my gps will take me there and he’s still rambling.
When they demand telling you instructions to get to their house
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Papa John
Lifetime Supportive Member
sometimes
Maybe he knows this.
but you will find out soon enough.
good luck
Sometimes-- GPS is wrong.
Maybe he knows this.
but you will find out soon enough.
good luck
hogjowl
Idiot™
I judge the mental proficiency of the person I’m talking to by how they sound over the phone.
Mikey P
Administrator
I'll never forget the time blind person gave me instructions for their very off the grid house instructing me to look out for certain trees, abandoned circus vehicles, turtle ponds and splits in the road, and this is back in the Thomas Brothers map days so it actually came in handy, I was amazed at their accuracy
Kenny Hayes
Member
Quit pecking and listen. That’s what you’re paid for.
Trip Moses
IMOL
I’ll never forget the time I cleaned a blind man’s carpet. After I finished , he wanted me to go back over a couple of spots. I told him no, and to get his credit card out.
I cleaned for a blind lady and she begged me to sell her my ugly yellow sanitaire because she was hearing it suck up all the dirt her Hoover couldn’t do. Lol
I hate that! If i'm on the phone and ask them their address, they then immediately start yammering out directions. UGH. Sometimes I just put the phone down and go make myself a sandwich.
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Cleanworks
Moderator
What kind of sandwich?
Liverwurst and Miracle whip with pimento cheese spread.
Cleanworks
Moderator
I would have thought you would have graduated to pate foie Gras by now.
Lee Stockwell
FOJL
I smile and just listen!
icleancarpetz
Member
I remember when I could not get a spot out next the dining table. After about 30 minutes, I moved the table a few inches. shadow was gone. 
icleancarpetz
Member
Ugh
Hack Attack
Member
It's the simple things that catch you out, just this week said "do you know what that is on your carpet?"I remember when I could not get a spot out next the dining table. After about 30 minutes, I moved the table a few inches. shadow was gone.
Then looked at picture window and realised it was "shadow" from bird poop
SamIam
Member
hogjowl
Idiot™
Depends on how many of y’all I’m tawking to
SamIam
Member
@Cleanworks you had to ask!
Cleanworks
Moderator
Curious minds need to know.
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
Well MAYBE theres a bridge out
Ramacciotti
Member
Been there!I remember when I could not get a spot out next the dining table. After about 30 minutes, I moved the table a few inches. shadow was gone.
Luky
Member
I had one like that today. I was going from the gentleman's house to his place of business to clean some offices and he gave me directions and told me to make a notes. Since he was 10 inches taller and about 300 lbs heavier, I listened and nodded. Later on, he paid me the cash and said to me: don't give any part of it to Uncle Sam. I didn't know to answer, so I handed him both invoices, said thank you for your business, and left. What a experience.
Nate The Great
Member
The Great Oz
Member
There's an old money community with a former drill sergeant gate guard. He gives you the exact turn-by-turn direction to get to the house in rapid-fire drill sergeant style. If you don't at least pretend to take notes he makes you run the instructions back at him and ridicules you for any mistakes.
Took awhile to discover his sense of humor.
Brian H
Member
"Take County Rd 19 west until you get to the old oak tree. Turn there and go about 2 miles to where the old barn used to be...."
Cleanworks
Moderator
And don't forget to salute.
Numero Uno
Member
Look gps will not tell you the little details. Let him blather on and increase fee 10 bucks for data collection...Clients are like wives ,We know we let them blab then we pick out the important stuff...Also if some where the info gets you there faster with less downtime -listen big deal...Your gonna have 1000s of clients and they are paying you...So what...lol. An always carry a map back up...Do not assume GPS will always be up or available. Be Prepared...
icleancarpetz
Member
Got that right
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
"Like wifes"? Run! Faster........!
SamIam
Member
Just listen....
Not but googler sent me 5 miles to hell and back.
I tried to warn you!
Not but googler sent me 5 miles to hell and back.
I tried to warn you!
