WHY I AM DEPRESSED

C

Clark

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I
called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in *PAKISTAN*. I told them I was
suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 

Zee

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Hillarious!






Sad!





Sounds almost real....
 

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