Cuz my daughter's due date was the sixteenth and she and her hubby want me there. (3-4 hour drive.) The little bugger still hasn't popped out; all my jobs this week are subject to reschedule.
Mikey checks my Facebook every year to see when I've got other commitments before he schedules MF cuz he doesn't want me there.
Satan is so freaking boring to talk to over the phone that I can't imagine spending hundreds of dollars just for the opportunity to have him bore me to tears in person.
However, if somebody would pay my way, it would probably be nice to meet (most of) the rest of you guys.