flummer5
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Paramedic KILLS Couch!!
I am the owner of Code 3 Carpet Cleaning
And this poor couch, that was in for a beating
This is ironic because I am a Firefighter / Paramedic
But this poor couch thought I was pathetic
At the time I was new to the cleaning industry
And this poor couch would be my first causality
After cleaning the owners carpets with the 360i
She asked if I could get rid of stain on her couch that looked like red dye
So I went out to my ambulance for my iron and red relief
I could get rid of this stain without any grief
When I went out to get the damp towel to make this stain gone
I set the iron on the couch not realizing it was on
This ladies poor neighbor came rushing over thinking she was dead
Because there was an ambulance in front of the house that was bright red
While I was trying to calm the neighbor down
I was unaware the iron was trying to burn the couch to the ground
By the time I got back into the house
There was a VERY noticeable burn mark on the couch
As a paramedic I have seen lots of burns
But the sight of this couch burn made my stomach turn
I hung my head in shame, paid for her couch and took it with me
And used it as a training prop to master the art of cleaning upholstery
My company’s slogan is:
“Saving your dirty carpet”
To which this witty lady quickly added:
“And killing your couch”
I am the owner of Code 3 Carpet Cleaning
And this poor couch, that was in for a beating
This is ironic because I am a Firefighter / Paramedic
But this poor couch thought I was pathetic
At the time I was new to the cleaning industry
And this poor couch would be my first causality
After cleaning the owners carpets with the 360i
She asked if I could get rid of stain on her couch that looked like red dye
So I went out to my ambulance for my iron and red relief
I could get rid of this stain without any grief
When I went out to get the damp towel to make this stain gone
I set the iron on the couch not realizing it was on
This ladies poor neighbor came rushing over thinking she was dead
Because there was an ambulance in front of the house that was bright red
While I was trying to calm the neighbor down
I was unaware the iron was trying to burn the couch to the ground
By the time I got back into the house
There was a VERY noticeable burn mark on the couch
As a paramedic I have seen lots of burns
But the sight of this couch burn made my stomach turn
I hung my head in shame, paid for her couch and took it with me
And used it as a training prop to master the art of cleaning upholstery
My company’s slogan is:
“Saving your dirty carpet”
To which this witty lady quickly added:
“And killing your couch”