It looks painful, Rob..... but I am sure that you do a hell of a job.
P.S. There was never (ever) an upholstery tool I hated more than that KleenRite. Just looking at it made me regress mentally and in need of a support group for recovering suppressed memories.
Mike, please remove Rob from your Potential Gurus list.
Unless, of course, he uses a shark vacuum. Or better yet, your latest Oreck lint mover.