Working on hipping up an affordable stair wand..

[Mikey P]

True

Put a bend at that straight tube at the handle and you’ll have a perfect stair tool

Take your pick

 

[hogjowl]

Have y'all noticed yet that he’s really not taking suggestions?

 

[Mikey P]

lol..

Who knows more about wand design, an odd owner operator who can't park a trailer, or the staff at Westpac who' ve been designing wands for decades?


I ordered all 5 options to play with.


I may send some of y'all one or more for your opinions.

 

[Papa John]

why, so you can over wet it thinking you can flush it like a wool rug?


less is more with steps...

some of the stairs I clean are "wool rugs".
It's an OCD issue with me.

 

[Cleanworks]

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I have one of those. Great on large commercial staircases. Until you get to the last 2 stairs.

 

[Mikey P]

Nice people get theirs in usually three days...

 

[Mikey P]

Three left...

 

[Nate The Great]

Take your pick

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That's @Papa John regular everyday sized wand..

 

[Papa John]

That's @Papa John regular everyday sized wand..

Actually, for a short guy, I push a bigger wand than most.
A longer wand equals longer strokes and less time.
2-inch Evo TM wand with 16+inch head for cleaning large open areas quickly

 

[BIG WOOD]

lol..

Who knows more about wand design, an odd owner operator who can't park a trailer, or the staff at Westpac who' ve been designing wands for decades?


I ordered all 5 options to play with.


I may send some of y'all one or more for your opinions.

Oh yeah, you a true stair master

you rich ass moron


View: https://youtu.be/GcPVR6GcnPk?si=pcKEUybLNXuXj8QA




I said put a curve on the handle and leave the rest of it straight. That's not a S bend design. The complete straight wand, you'll hate. I've used all of them. But what do I know? You were too busy trying to get people to clean stairs with a stupid swivel full size wand when I was testing several stair tool designs.

I'm an odd owner operator because I'm pissed at all the overpriced cheap made shit.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Oh yeah, you a true stair master

you rich ass moron


View: https://youtu.be/GcPVR6GcnPk?si=pcKEUybLNXuXj8QA




I said put a curve on the handle and leave the rest of it straight. That's not a S bend design. The complete straight wand, you'll hate. I've used all of them. But what do I know? You were too busy trying to get people to clean stairs with a stupid swivel full size wand when I was testing several stair tool designs.

I'm an odd owner operator because I'm pissed at all the overpriced cheap made shit.

Dude, for some reason, that hit a nerve. lol

I'm a little short fused today

 

[Mikey P]

Oh yeah, you a true stair master

you rich ass moron


View: https://youtu.be/GcPVR6GcnPk?si=pcKEUybLNXuXj8QA




I said put a curve on the handle and leave the rest of it straight. That's not a S bend design. The complete straight wand, you'll hate. I've used all of them. But what do I know? You were too busy trying to get people to clean stairs with a stupid swivel full size wand when I was testing several stair tool designs.

I'm an odd owner operator because I'm pissed at all the overpriced cheap made shit.

I hate stair wands.

 

[hogjowl]

The head needs to be no wider than the average riser and it needs to swivel.

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

My 30 yr old white magic stair tool works great and it's paid for not a lot of stairs here in fl. but works great when I use it.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I cleaned this nasty rotten carpet in a



“VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

Today with my prochem stair tool that I haven’t touched in a year.

Best cleaning ever from a stair tool. It’s just the worst size wand for stairs.

 

[hogjowl]

I’m not surprised

 

[Nomad74]

I don’t do vehicles, or move furniture

 

[Nate The Great]

I cleaned this nasty rotten carpet in a



“VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

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Today with my prochem stair tool that I haven’t touched in a year.

Best cleaning ever from a stair tool. It’s just the worst size wand for stairs. View attachment 127002 View attachment 127003

You missed a spot..

 

[BIG WOOD]

You missed a spot..

Yeah I know, lol

 

[BIG WOOD]

I’m not surprised

These people had me do their house before I did the van in front of it. Don't let the van fool you. Their driveway had 2 land rovers next to the van. Why they had this van?? I have not clue.

And I'd like to add that my Chris Farley Meme was HILARIOUS! I'm insulted and not surprised that you ancient old men didn't get the joke. You were too busy watching the Merv Griffin show and were sleeping, when Chris Farley was giving people a reason to laugh.

 

[Mikey P]

I sell those too

Prochem/PMF cast s/s 2 jet, 24" handle, stair tool, V1-EZ valve - S15PC-24 - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

A secret stash of a limited amount of these super sturdy all time classic stair tools has been found and made available to you from GreenGlides Don’t wait, supply is limited! No Prochem sticker, a PMF trigger and assist handle but all else is the same as the classic.

greenglides.com

I saw that dancer guy on HeeHaw once

 

[BIG WOOD]

I bet you oldies don’t even know the humor in this picture

 

[Mikey P]

Is that Lance Armstrong?

 

[hogjowl]

Bruce Jenner

 

[FredC]

I bet you oldies don’t even know the humor in this picture

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not only in the Friday sense.........but also the YTMND sense

 

[Kenny Hayes]

You aight!

 

[Dr. Kleen]

Hide yo Gold…

 

[Bryce C]

I cleaned this nasty rotten carpet in a



“VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

View attachment 127001

Today with my prochem stair tool that I haven’t touched in a year.

Best cleaning ever from a stair tool. It’s just the worst size wand for stairs. View attachment 127002 View attachment 127003

The van down by the river skit will live on forever, even until the New Earth. Just so damn good!

I've been using a hand tool to clean stairs, because I'm a chump that tries really hard.

 

[Bryce C]

I bet you oldies don’t even know the humor in this picture

I named my big black cat Deebo after that very character He's grown to fit his name quite well!

 

[SamIam]

You need to come out to the cabin and I'll show you how to work all the fixures and I'll leave you alone for a week and you can go explore those volcanoes and craters and those countless 12 to 14,000 ft peaks you see there in the background...

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Sounds dangerous, Han Solo had a Wookie