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Mikey P

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Customer places a value of say, maybe $100 dollars on her filthy ass Ikea special, whats a He-Man to do?



Well, I tell you what not to do :!: :!:

DO NOT HOOK UP YOUR VORTEX WITH 2.5 HOSE DIRECTLY TO THE HOSS 700. :shock: :shock: :shock:


I'm damn lucky there is any fiber left on the rug, let alone dirt and let alone a motor :shock:



oh and dont forget to call her that night to reminder her to bring in those rags before it rains.
 

rwcarpet

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Well....anyone using OSB board for a garage door probably wouldn't be too worried about her priceless treasure.

She can cut it up and use for dog-chew toys.
 

richard

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The text in the photo sounds very much like a lot of ads that arrive in my in box from well known marketing EXPERTS.
Hell - I almost typed in the web site.
 
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richard said:
Hell - I almost typed in the web site.

Hell...I almost bought it and content locked it to see how many of you would fill out a survey to see a "revealing" photo of "spongebob & patrick"...


but survey submits that are quick don't pay enough.........
 

rhyde

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as an extra added bonus i'll add my "special report" on rug cleaning

chapters include
-How to hammer the crap out of your customer with up-selling!
-Making a rug look clean without doing much of anything
-Death & Divorce your key to pure profit!
-Glossary of rug terms to repeat so you sound like a pro,..I'll teach you terms like "Occidental rug" & "Chobi"
 

LisaWagnerCRS

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rhyde said:
as an extra added bonus i'll add my "special report" on rug cleaning

chapters include
-How to hammer the crap out of your customer with up-selling!
-Making a rug look clean without doing much of anything
-Death & Divorce your key to pure profit!
-Glossary of rug terms to repeat so you sound like a pro,..I'll teach you terms like "Occidental rug" & "Chobi"

LMAO! You definitely have the gift for copywriting...

=)
Lisa
 

Mikey P

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2 pos rugs
1 pos Microfiber sectional.
4 pos Microfiber dr chairs

$495 in two hours.



How long would it take to sign seal and deliver a $495 fruuufy rug?
 

Bob Foster

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rhyde said:
as an extra added bonus i'll add my "special report" on rug cleaning

chapters include
-How to hammer the crap out of your customer with up-selling!
-Making a rug look clean without doing much of anything
-Death & Divorce your key to pure profit!
-Glossary of rug terms to repeat so you sound like a pro,..I'll teach you terms like "Occidental rug" & "Chobi"


Did he just say "Accident on a Rug" and "Chubbie"? :shock: :shock:
 
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cucu

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im so proud you have come over to the world of hacking shit out

cant wait to see your $5.95 a room ad in next months pennysaver
 

rhyde

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we charge 3.50 sq ft but my point wasn't directed at you my fagly apprentice!

There are plenty of guys that charge what I charge for real washing but take the rugs and " deep wash" them which is basically doing in their garage or driveway what you do in the custy's drive way ...or less at a greatly inflated price!

I'd rather you do what you do in their drive way Vs. some guys smoke and mirrors BS so the custy see's what they are getting! If they do't see the value or quality in the service then so be it.
 

Charlie Lyman

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cucu said:
im so proud you have come over to the world of hacking shit out

cant wait to see your $5.95 a room ad in next months pennysaver

Pennysaver? They still print those? I haven't seen one in at least 6 years.
 

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