You know your business is established when...

[BIG WOOD]

People pull you over during busy traffic, when you should be moving and really shouldn't stop, just to hand you a key to their empty home for you to go clean the carpet, and don't worry about asking a price. It happens to me all the time.

How about you? What weird things to people do in your town to get your attention to clean for them?

 

[Desk Jockey]

It happens now and then. Of course it could be the pistol that helps get the keys and the cash so easily.

 

[dealtimeman]

Nobody pulls us over here , here everyone's is weird, they just call and tell us where they left the key and what the code is.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

People pull you over during busy traffic, when you should be moving and really shouldn't stop, just to hand you a key to their empty home for you to go clean the carpet, and don't worry about asking a price. It happens to me all the time.

How about you? What weird things to people do in your town to get your attention to clean for them?

Where the f do you live? Never had that happen once in 43 years in Ann Arbor.

Maybe we're not established yet.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

I was pulled over a few times... chicks dig a guy driving a Carpet Cleaning Van... that's for sure... but... so far... just cops have pulled me over in traffic.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Where the f do you live? Never had that happen once in 43 years in Ann Arbor.

Maybe we're not established yet.

The people here are very old fashioned, maybe isolated as some may say.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I was pulled over a few times... chicks dig a guy driving a Carpet Cleaning Van... that's for sure... but... so far... just cops have pulled me over in traffic.

Dude, if chicks think you're hot in a carpet cleaning van, I might move to your area. The only chicks that dig carpet cleaners here, aren't what we could call chicks.

 

[Cleanworks]

The people here are very old fashioned, maybe isolated as some may say.

They just don't have those new fangled telephones.

 

[Mikey P]

Nobody pulls us over here , here everyone's is weird, they just call and tell us where they left the key and what the code is.

We get loads of those..

From first timers


Who leave a blank check

 

[Bob Pruitt]

Dude, if chicks think you're hot in a carpet cleaning van, I might move to your area.

Even if you move to my area Matt... well, maybe if you get a Van ...lose the trailer...I'm telling you... The Ladies love guys who drive vans! The Carpet Cleaning thing is the icing on top! Must keep the waste tank very clean and deodorized though because a smelly waste tank is a buzz killer! Half the ladies in SW Florida are widows ... well, so plenty to choose from... ... ... ...

 

[Bob Pruitt]

My wife read my posts and she didn't think it was funny...AT ALL! So, if it wasn't obvious... It's joke Matt... I wish I had a real story to contribute... boring normal stuff for me.

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL it waz funny!

 

[Bob Pruitt]

LOL it waz funny!

She didn't think so... She said "Those guys on that board don't know you ... and they are going to think you are the kind of guy... blah blah blah...." Last time I let her read over my shoulder, that's for sure!

 

[Desk Jockey]

But but but I am that kind of guy.


I said something smarty last night at dinner. The kids laughed but my wife just looked at me angry and said "you are not on your bulletin board!".

Of course that made me laugh!

Fortunately after a good nights sleep she is back talking to me. Shhhhehhht!

 

[hogjowl]

Women have no place here, and should be taught their place at home.

Just look at how John has screwed up Meg by letting her run around without rules!

 

[Mikey P]

and they are going to think you are the kind of guy

meaning they type that owns a dick?

 

[Mikey P]

Women have no place here, and should be taught their place at home.

Just look at how John has screwed up Meg by letting her run around without rules!

why do you think he joined up yesterday?

@MR CLEAN

 

[Mikey P]

he could smell the Georgia on her...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Women have no place here, and should be taught their place at home.

Just look at how John has screwed up Meg by letting her run around without rules!

I have really enjoyed the last few years getting to know you pigshit. Its a damn shame Meg will put your lights out but...not a big deal. I got cable I can watch.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

meaning they type that owns a dick?

I've only been married 38 years... so, how should I know what she means... I typed my mea culpa... that's all I know... the storm has passed.

 

[Mikey P]

I have really enjoyed the last few years getting to know you pigshit. Its a damn shame Meg will put your lights out but...not a big deal. I got cable I can watch.

She can plot and ploy like no other.. The whole group went out for dinner down town and Meg stays behind by herself, "Oh I don't feel like going out tonight, I'll just hang out here"...


We come home four hours later to find this...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Slayed the dragon! That a gurl!

 

[hogjowl]

Did she really look like that in a thong?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Not sure but I believe you will look very much like the dragon.

 

[Mikey P]

Did she really look like that in a thong?

Even better, that girl is tighter than a $1700 swivel wand.

 

[Erik]

I have no idea what those two did to Bawb when they put him to bed, but my eyes are still burning.

 

[SamIam]

My wife read my posts and she didn't think it was funny...AT ALL! So, if it wasn't obvious... It's joke Matt... I wish I had a real story to contribute... boring normal stuff for me.

I was wondering about that. Hahaha funny joke!

Ps ladies like firemen more than carpet cleaners just ask your wife! Or is it just Chris Hemsworth?

 

[SamIam]

Gratuitous photo for the ladies!

 

[Desk Jockey]

He was great in the movie RUSH as Formula 1 driver James Hunt.
I also like him in the Avengers series as Thor.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

Ps ladies like firemen more than carpet cleaners just ask your wife!

38 years... I don't want to know...