hogjowl
Idiot™
My time is better spent napping
You know you're getting old when...
- Thread starter Papa John
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finally at 60+ I got a slot glide.
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
Plenty of time to sleep when you die!
Cleanworks
Moderator
Roadhouse
Dolly Llama
Number 5
roadkill
..L.T.A.
..L.T.A.
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
Bob vawter!
hogjowl
Idiot™
It’s no fun sleeping if you aren’t alive to know that you’re sleeping. I think you may be a moron.
Eh, it's not that bad. I used to build my own motors for my camaro and my dragster except the machine work, then my machinist became one of my best friends, so I did all the machine work too. The camaro was carburated the dragster was fuel injected, the wiring was very time consuming. Then I had to have one of my friends teach me how to tune it. Now I have a Nova that I did a LS swap in that I do my own tuning.
Desk Jockey
Member
Legend Brands" data-source="post: 4788096" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch">That's awesome!
hogjowl
Idiot™
interesting
You have balls???
Bob Savage
Member
I have lost 32 pounds, went from a waist size of 38+ to a waist size of 34, and feel great at age 76, and still cleaning daily!
Papa John
Lifetime Supportive Member
Sometimes I wonder-- I feel like my testosterone levels have dropped since getting a vasectomy.
My dad says it's my body trying to keep me out of trouble--
Kenny Hayes
Member
Well I wear a 32, but a 34 feels so good, I went ahead a bought a 36
Cleanworks
Moderator
Wow, great job.
Trip Moses
IMOL
Everything got here yesterday. That was fast.
Well I wear a 32, but a 34 feels so good, I went ahead a bought a 36
Desk Jockey
Member
Mikey P
Administrator
i got my hole glide yesterday.
Today, while cleaning rugs I noticed I needlessly tensed my grip in the handle and trigger and my shoulders were needlessly tense as well.
I need to remember to relax and let the wand and Vac do the work.
I hope you put your box up over your mantle.
Kenny Hayes
Member
I'd show mine but I tore my Tshirt. Never mind the tee, this is me...Thank you Willy!
I was thinking about getting seconds.
roro
Member
Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Tux Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Tux nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I'm now banned from Pak n Save.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Tux Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Tux nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I'm now banned from Pak n Save.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
hogjowl
Idiot™
I’ve laughed at this before
Desk Jockey
Member
I've laughed at YOU before.
hogjowl
Idiot™
Yeah, but I admit to posting before
I've been reading some old threads. Yokum sure was a character.
hogjowl
Idiot™
He should have been Canadian
Mikey P
Administrator
@Papa John , dude I'm butthurt that you didn't express your gratitude over my box-bedazzlement.
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