Mark Saiger
Mr Happy!
I have apparently cleaned this couch back in 2010.
My prices are higher than everyone else in the area, so they went with someone else 2 weeks ago to clean this couch.
I charge at least $100 for a 7 foot 3 cushion couch (which is still too cheap!) but everyone else is cleaning them around here for $60 (idiots!)
On Monday, my wife takes this work order for clean up of a couch another company had just cleaned (don't know why they didn't call the other company back to fix it...well, I guess I do)
They need it done this week! We are a bit short handed this week as my wife had some pretty major surgery on Wednesday, so we were trying to schedule light on Wednesday and needed Thursday off as a family.
I am at the hospital 2 hours away, waiting in the prep room with my wife to be wheeled into surgery and my son in law who is on site to do the cleaning calls....they guy wants a discount!
It's just been cleaned....
My son in law sends me pics (we think it is partial cotton) and it has been browned.
Told my son in law...."PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!"

"Sir, this couch should regularly cost about $150 to clean...we are now going to ATTEMPT to fix the situation from your last cleaning. YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT AT OUR RATE OF $100!"
(I am pissed if I have to deal with this guy and they wheel my wife away!)

"WE ARE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO FIX THIS SITUATION AND BRING YOUR COUCH BACK....AND WE ARE SLIPPING IT IN TO OUR ALREADY BUSY SCHEDULE"
Then he asks "What if we don't clean the back?"
"SIR, THE BACK IS YELLOW TOO, AND WE NEED TO FIX ALL OF THIS IF WE ARE GOING TO TAKE ON THIS PROJECT"
(I am at this point going to tell my son in law to move on to the next job)
Finally: "SIR, THEY ARE ABOUT WHEEL MY WIFE INTO SURGERY, AND I WOULD LIKE TO WISH HER WELL AND TELL HER I WILL BE WAITING FOR HER", MY SON IN LAW IS VERY BUSY TODAY AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE US TO ATTEMPT TO FIX THIS, WE WILL DO SO WITH NO GUARANTEE OF SUCCESS, BUT AT THIS TIME, WE WILL EITHER ATTEMPT TO FIX THIS OR MOVE ON".
"Do you accept checks?"
"YES SIR, CHECKS, VISA, MC....CASH!"
"Ok, that would be great if he could try and fix this....we have company coming over tomorrow"
Couch is now fixed....
My wife is doing best as can be right now after the surgery....and we are waiting for some more test results/news hopefully Monday from the hospital. She had a bad moment yesterday and had to go to the emergency room (while I was stuck in meetings) and had to get one more medication to go with the other 5 meds. (Sucks!)
If this couch comes back to haunt me....I think I will pay for it and personally burn it in the yard! Or buy it just for the dogs to have!!!

He proceeded to tell my son in law after all this and before he started that they paid $3000 for it (and you want another discount....KMA!!!)
No couch is worth me missing my wife and wishing her well in surgery!!!

BEFORE WE STARTED....BIT YELLOWING IN LOWER LEFT CORNER....BAD LIGHTING IN PICS TO SEE EVERYTHING

AFTER AND DURING CLEANING PICS....WAS GROOMED OUT BETTER THAN THESE PICS ARE SHOWING


CLOSE UP OF FIBER AND INSIDE CUSHION UNZIPPED TO SEE...SON IN LAW SENT PICS WHILE WE WERE ANALYSING


My prices are higher than everyone else in the area, so they went with someone else 2 weeks ago to clean this couch.
I charge at least $100 for a 7 foot 3 cushion couch (which is still too cheap!) but everyone else is cleaning them around here for $60 (idiots!)
On Monday, my wife takes this work order for clean up of a couch another company had just cleaned (don't know why they didn't call the other company back to fix it...well, I guess I do)
They need it done this week! We are a bit short handed this week as my wife had some pretty major surgery on Wednesday, so we were trying to schedule light on Wednesday and needed Thursday off as a family.
I am at the hospital 2 hours away, waiting in the prep room with my wife to be wheeled into surgery and my son in law who is on site to do the cleaning calls....they guy wants a discount!


My son in law sends me pics (we think it is partial cotton) and it has been browned.
Told my son in law...."PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!"


"Sir, this couch should regularly cost about $150 to clean...we are now going to ATTEMPT to fix the situation from your last cleaning. YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT AT OUR RATE OF $100!"
(I am pissed if I have to deal with this guy and they wheel my wife away!)


"WE ARE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO FIX THIS SITUATION AND BRING YOUR COUCH BACK....AND WE ARE SLIPPING IT IN TO OUR ALREADY BUSY SCHEDULE"
Then he asks "What if we don't clean the back?"
"SIR, THE BACK IS YELLOW TOO, AND WE NEED TO FIX ALL OF THIS IF WE ARE GOING TO TAKE ON THIS PROJECT"
(I am at this point going to tell my son in law to move on to the next job)
Finally: "SIR, THEY ARE ABOUT WHEEL MY WIFE INTO SURGERY, AND I WOULD LIKE TO WISH HER WELL AND TELL HER I WILL BE WAITING FOR HER", MY SON IN LAW IS VERY BUSY TODAY AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE US TO ATTEMPT TO FIX THIS, WE WILL DO SO WITH NO GUARANTEE OF SUCCESS, BUT AT THIS TIME, WE WILL EITHER ATTEMPT TO FIX THIS OR MOVE ON".

"Do you accept checks?"
"YES SIR, CHECKS, VISA, MC....CASH!"
"Ok, that would be great if he could try and fix this....we have company coming over tomorrow"
Couch is now fixed....
My wife is doing best as can be right now after the surgery....and we are waiting for some more test results/news hopefully Monday from the hospital. She had a bad moment yesterday and had to go to the emergency room (while I was stuck in meetings) and had to get one more medication to go with the other 5 meds. (Sucks!)
If this couch comes back to haunt me....I think I will pay for it and personally burn it in the yard! Or buy it just for the dogs to have!!!


He proceeded to tell my son in law after all this and before he started that they paid $3000 for it (and you want another discount....KMA!!!)



No couch is worth me missing my wife and wishing her well in surgery!!!


BEFORE WE STARTED....BIT YELLOWING IN LOWER LEFT CORNER....BAD LIGHTING IN PICS TO SEE EVERYTHING
AFTER AND DURING CLEANING PICS....WAS GROOMED OUT BETTER THAN THESE PICS ARE SHOWING
CLOSE UP OF FIBER AND INSIDE CUSHION UNZIPPED TO SEE...SON IN LAW SENT PICS WHILE WE WERE ANALYSING