Mark must be a great guy! As far as the loaner program, sorry Mark. I think you are out of luck, that's a little to far.
I spoke with Mike a bit about starting a loaner program. I won't be able to do anything for a couple of weeks. What size would most of the members want to try?
We'll need to come up with details to be sure the Zipper Wand is cleaned and properly maintained before shipping it to the next person. The box should withstand about 3 shipments and then it will need to be replaced. I'll talk more with Mike when I return from ICE to figure out a plan and accountability.