"I really don't want to talk today"... She tells me.

[Nomad74]

Told both of my sons that ALL women are crazy just have to figure out how crazy and whether you can live with that.

My dad always told me the best way to avoid divorce is to go out and find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.

 

[Nomad74]

I do the same thing to my grandkids.

That's why they think I'm wonderful.

I hope nobody ever tells things differently

You fed your grandkids to the dog?

 

[Mikey P]

My dad always told me the best way to avoid divorce is to go out and find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.

You should hire my daughter.

Do you use Service Monster?

 

[Nomad74]

You should hire my daughter.

Do you use Service Monster?

The customer factor.

 

[Old Coastie]

I must have the last, best woman.
Scary old thing though, with fists like canteloups and a flinty glare that can freeze boiling lead. Like all mountain tarheels, she's certain of right and wrong and never flinches from her duty. Dead loyal, utterly reliable and to the best of my recollection, never lies. Great cook and homemaker, loving momma and grandma, fine wifey.

No wonder I'm a happy guy. Just don't let it get out.

 

[Jimmy L]

When my wife is bad I tie her up to a tree out back till she calms down. And when she's good I let her run the fence line all day.

 

[hogjowl]

^

 

[Jimmy L]

Is that all you got?

 

[Cleanworks]

I must have the last, best woman.
Scary old thing though, with fists like canteloups and a flinty glare that can freeze boiling lead. Like all mountain tarheels, she's certain of right and wrong and never flinches from her duty. Dead loyal, utterly reliable and to the best of my recollection, never lies. Great cook and homemaker, loving momma and grandma, fine wifey.

No wonder I'm a happy guy. Just don't let it get out.

Guess she doesn't know about your mistress then eh?

 

[Old Coastie]

The one that says "Rotovac" on the side and loves getting dirty?

Yeah, she knows.