Can you please send me a photo of your sofa..

[Mikey P]

so that I can give you a quote...




Lordy...

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Throw it in the Maytag.

 

[Doug Cox]

I'd lowball it. She's keeping it covered. How dirty can it be?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Like a Saudi dating site.

 

[Zee]

Uncovered... .


Now...how much?

 

[steve_64]

Aren't you glad you didn't drive out to look.

Probably in that Nebraska trailer park.

 

[Dolly Llama]

it's the "stupid gene" fo-reel




a call to fire dept;

"my stove is on fire come quick"

"Yes Ma'am, we just need your location "

" I'm in the kitchen!! How else would I know the stove is on fire?"


"no ma'am, we need your location, how else will we get there?"


"well DUH.......In your red firetruck of course"


.L.T.A.

 

[Jimmy L]

$49.95 all day long!

 

[DAT]

$49.95 all day long!

Are you for real? $49.95?

 

[Cleanworks]

$49.95 all day long!

Do you pre vac?

 

[Kenny Hayes]

it's the "stupid gene" fo-reel




a call to fire dept;

"my stove is on fire come quick"

"Yes Ma'am, we just need your location "

" I'm in the kitchen!! How else would I know the stove is on fire?"


"no ma'am, we need your location, how else will we get there?"


"well DUH.......In your red firetruck of course"


.L.T.A.

Bahaaaaaaa

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Even my one rat nasty ain’t quite that rat nasty. Not quite

 

[Cleanworks]

Even my one rat nasty ain’t quite that rat nasty. Not quite

Uh oh, he said the "r" word

 

[Nomad74]

Idiots!

 

[hogjowl]

Get. Your. Own. WORD!

 

[Nomad74]

Get. Your. Own. WORD!

Lumkin?

 

[BIG WOOD]

Waterboy?

 

[Mikey P]

Lumkin?

Just make fun of that hat he wears...

 

[Nomad74]

Just make fun of that hat he wears...

What have you done to me!!!!! I’m watching another hockey game. Toronto Vs Texas

 

[Mikey P]

 

[Jim Williams]

I didn't realize the section 8 program was nationwide. I thought it was just N.C.

 

[Nomad74]

I didn't realize the section 8 program was nationwide. I thought it was just N.C.

Wanna see Ca sec 8? Here was my day.

 

[hogjowl]

https://www.google.com/search?clien...1j46i20i264.GiN4560Ik/Y=#imgrc=a66oQpklI3F4uM:

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Uh oh, he said the "r" word

And I’m truly sorry for all those I’ve offended now or in the past 150 yrs. Anyone I’ve touched or threatened, and I’ve threatened a lot #undermybreath.

 

[Old Coastie]

Hats should have a little salt in ‘em.

 

[Old Coastie]

But you lot make my eye bleed.

 

[Mark Saiger]

so that I can give you a quote...




Lordy...

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