Make sure you're sitting on an old pillow...

[Mikey P]

Dang's new 12"...

 

[Jim Pemberton]

My Catholic girlfriend has something she says in place of utter profanity

I will allow it to be my censored comment

“Holy Mother of God”......

 

[hogjowl]

By the title, I thought this was about my hemorrhoids

 

[Mikey P]

just shows you that he can't design a thing.

Knock offs only.

 

[hogjowl]

Why are we talking about him?

 

[Mikey P]

but that being said, I bet it sucks like a 5 buck hooker.

 

[Mikey P]

Why are we talking about him?

because it's his 12", f'idiot..

 

[hogjowl]

I bet Bobby loves it

 

[BIG WOOD]

That can’t be. I know the guy is a copycat, but he’s got to have some better class. Even the welds are embarrassing.

 

[Cleanworks]

but that being said, I bet it sucks like a 5 buck hooker.

What does a $5 hooker suck like Mikey?

 

[DAT]

Ill take it... for free.

 

[DAT]

What does a $5 hooker suck like Mikey?

I was gonna ask that...

I think he made a reference to a Vietnamese 5 dolla! Hooker from full metal jacket....

 

[dealtimeman]

5 dolla make ya holla for long time.

 

[Papa John]

did he even check the spray pattern!? Looks like the 2 middle jets are obstructed by the tube.

 

[Desk Jockey]

did he even check the spray pattern!? Looks like the 2 middle jets are obstructed by the tube.

Naw it will splash back on the carpet in a nice pattern. Reverse engineering I believe they call it.

 

[Old Coastie]

This simply has to be a prototype designed by Tim Burton.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

The glide looks stupid.

 

[Nomad74]

This is what happens when you recycle a 1950's oven into wand parts.

 

[Mikey P]

this 12-inch head is actually a section of the 24-inch head that I posted a few weeks back if you look closely at the front you'll see seven little divots which indicate that there is a triangle shaped airflow chamber inside that head I believe this one would be an absolute screamer but there's so many other things wrong with it it's virtually unusable

 

[Cleanworks]

this 12-inch head is actually a section of the 24-inch head that I posted a few weeks back if you look closely at the front you'll see seven little divots which indicate that there is a triangle shaped airflow chamber inside that head I believe this one would be an absolute screamer but there's so many other things wrong with it it's virtually unusable

I like it when they scream.

 

[Dolly Llama]

the manifold looks very vulnerable to crew abuse

don't like the glide ends open that much

no clue about the swivel's worth
I think they're all a weak link anyway on a hard working wand


..L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

My Catholic girlfriend has something she says in place of utter profanity

I will allow it to be my censored comment

“Holy Mother of God”......

Jim....that phrase always made me wonder...

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

That slide lock will fail prematurely. The whole wand looks like an abortion gone wrong.... then again, I’m no expert.. think I’ll buy a Tom wand instead.....

 

[Cleanworks]

Jim....that phrase always made me wonder...

If you were from Newfoundland, you would be saying "Holy snapping arseholes".

 

[Jim Pemberton]

If you were from Newfoundland, you would be saying "Holy snapping arseholes".

That’s perfect. I have traveled in the Maritimes but never made it to Newfoundland. I will use that one in response and wait for her reaction

 

[Cleanworks]

That’s perfect. I have traveled in the Maritimes but never made it to Newfoundland. I will use that one in response and wait for her reaction

If she looks confused, you say, "lord tunderin Jesus, who knit ya".

 

[Jimmy L]

I do believe I was censored. A legit comment at that.

So sad..............must be a democrat thing

 

[Cleanworks]

I do believe I was censored. A legit comment at that.

So sad..............must be a democrat thing

I get censored all the time. It's a Fred thing.

 

[Mikey P]

I do believe I was censored. A legit comment at that.

So sad..............must be a democrat thing

You're going senile.

 

[bob vawter]

You're going senile.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste