hogjowl
Idiot™

Yes! I’m fine. I’m home now and the nurses are glad!
I feel 20 years younger!
You gonna buy that Indian?I will miss my old friend. We go way back about 1998 I think. Was always a thorn in my side. Until I understood his sarcasm. Texting all thru these years about football and other stuff. I loved that man!
So today as we speak right here and now.............I am retiring. Yes you heard it. And I will be leaving my wife and kids and selling off everything I own. You see...........Marty has had a huge influence on my life. He has given me confidence to finally do what I have always wanted to do.
All my life it has been for other people..............NOW IT's FOR ME!
I am leaving today.........heading to Hollywood...........to become an action adventure movie star! WISH ME LUCK!
AND REST IN PEACE MARTY!
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MAN!
That was Boil.Well, you can read all the cards and letters you were getting yesterday. You’d of thought you died all the attention you were getting. But as usual, they were even claiming your monicker![]()
I LOVE YOU MAN!
BUT GO TO THE....................LIGHT!
An action adventure movie star? Like Super Castex?I will miss my old friend. We go way back about 1998 I think. Was always a thorn in my side. Until I understood his sarcasm. Texting all thru these years about football and other stuff. I loved that man!
So today as we speak right here and now.............I am retiring. Yes you heard it. And I will be leaving my wife and kids and selling off everything I own. You see...........Marty has had a huge influence on my life. He has given me confidence to finally do what I have always wanted to do.
All my life it has been for other people..............NOW IT's FOR ME!
I am leaving today.........heading to Hollywood...........to become an action adventure movie star! WISH ME LUCK!
AND REST IN PEACE MARTY!
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MAN!
It would have been funnier if you could have remembered what Metamucil was!Check your voicemail Marty
Actually it was "Ensure" I was trying to remember. Anyway, drink that. Old people like it.It would have been funnier if you could have remembered what Metamucil was!
Moron
Toofless people like it.Actually it was "Ensure" I was trying to remember. Anyway, drink that. Old people like it.
It wasn’t out patientWhat did you have done on out patient, colonoscopy of your heart.
Are you still thinking of going back on the truck or maybe hiring an employee?It wasn’t out patient
I see no reason to alter my plans.Are you still thinking of going back on the truck or maybe hiring an employee?
Glad you're feeling better. Hope nothing was too serious. Sometimes it's a wake up call, letting us know we're not getting younger. I'm starting to think along those lines myself.I see no reason to alter my plans.
A STENT......???????I feel like a freshly snaked drain.
Didn’t realized how much crap was backed up in me until the clogs were cleared.
I feel younger.