Jim Pemberton
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There has to be a way to have some fun with the survey in some of your social media sites:
1. The average sofa receives 6960 spills in its lifetime.
2. The sofa also "witnesses" 4428 kisses and "experiences" 4287 hours of "cuddling" (Let's not go any further here...)
3. To balance the above blissful experiences, there are 3240 arguments and 612 nights where one party sleeps on the couch!
4. Just for Marty: In that same couch's lifetime, there have been 4239 hours of naptime spent upon it.
Now, to be clear, this was done in the UK, so US experiences might be different. But especially after a couple of months of being homebound, your customers might find this interesting, amusing, and maybe also disgusting enough to have them call to have their furniture cleaned!
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1. The average sofa receives 6960 spills in its lifetime.
2. The sofa also "witnesses" 4428 kisses and "experiences" 4287 hours of "cuddling" (Let's not go any further here...)
3. To balance the above blissful experiences, there are 3240 arguments and 612 nights where one party sleeps on the couch!
4. Just for Marty: In that same couch's lifetime, there have been 4239 hours of naptime spent upon it.
Now, to be clear, this was done in the UK, so US experiences might be different. But especially after a couple of months of being homebound, your customers might find this interesting, amusing, and maybe also disgusting enough to have them call to have their furniture cleaned!

The Average Couch Sees Thousands Of Kisses And Spills, But Many Are NEVER Cleaned, Survey Finds
A new survey of 2,000 adults shows just how much happens on the average couch over its lifetime. Researchers say a sofa lasts for about 12 years on average.
