Interesting marketing email
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Desk Jockey
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Pretty cheesy!
His teeth aren't real
Desk Jockey
Member
Yea but if he bit you in the ass, it would still hurt.
Trip Moses
IMOL
You know… I wish I’d started an online ad business. Convince 30 companies to pay you $1000 per month each. No guarantees on ROI.
Mining the miners. Hmmm. Who do we know doing that????
Desk Jockey
Member
It would be easy to setup and manage. The extremely hard part would be getting the buy in from 30 carpet cleaners.
Most don't have the vision or foresight to market. Of those that do, getting them to part with 1k and month is still a mountain to climb.
How many are spending that kind of cash on marketing? Most morons brag about never spending a dime for marketing. More work to someone already at their max capacity isn't something desired.
It would have to be targeted beyond the owner OP running the wand. Someone building a company.
hogjowl
Idiot™
I don’t care
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FB19087
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Desk Jockey
Member
Could I interest you in saving $247.00? I'd only gouge you for $1,000.00...I mean charge you!
Now I just need 29 more suckers...uhhh clients.
Desk Jockey
Member
hogjowl
Idiot™
That’s why we get along.
Trip Moses
IMOL
Fish in a barrel.
Desk Jockey
Member
Trip can I get you to sign up for a limited time offer. If you're one of the next 10 callers ONLY $999.99
Trip Moses
IMOL
You at least need to offer something. Even if it’s an empty promise. You suck at this so far.Trip can I get you to sign up for a limited time offer. If you're one of the next 10 callers ONLY $999.99
Desk Jockey
Member
Damn and I need 30? Seems like an uphill battle.
I promise to give you nothing less, than you already have. You have my word I will do everything possible to help you meet your goals...once the money is deposited in my account and there is validation of it.
I guarantee you...nothing until then.
You have my word.
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Trip Moses
IMOL
Yes. Nothing to loose. Break even at worst. Now you’re talking. I’ll give you 3 months.Damn and I need 30? Seems like an uphill battle.
I promise to give you nothing less, than you already have. You have my word I will do everything possible to help you meet your goals...once the money is deposit in my account and the is validation of it. I guarantee you...nothing until then.
You have my word.
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FB19087
Guest
I could never find those $1k cleaners...
Trip Moses
IMOL
They’ll be in Phoenix next week.
Trip Moses
IMOL
Kenny Hayes
Member
Y’all are making me tired thinking about it.
Desk Jockey
Member
Its human nature to get to a comfort zone and lose motivation. It takes something to trigger change.
A new van & tm, another child, new house, new building, new boat, age realization or a new Corvette.
These things force us to get out of our comfort zone and clean a little more. One Saturday a month? Adding a second truck? Filling your schedule, starting earlier, ending later. But you have to want to, and without something triggering you to do so, the sofa can be pretty comfy.
My comfort zone made me turn down cleaning this ugly,DENIM couch todayIts human nature to get to a comfort zone and lose motivation. It takes something to trigger change.
A new van & tm, another child, new house, new building, new boat, age realization or a new Corvette.
These things force us to get out of our comfort zone and clean a little more. One Saturday a month? Adding a second truck? Filling your schedule, starting earlier, ending later. But you have to want to, and without something triggering you to do so, the sofa can be pretty comfy.
Desk Jockey
Member
They can be risky. Color loss in wear areas. Crocking after cleaning is sometimes blamed on the cleaner.
Like any jeans they look great new but show unevenness from the wear areas and never look quite the same once used.
Kenny Hayes
Member
That’s profound! A lotta SS don’t help motivateIts human nature to get to a comfort zone and lose motivation. It takes something to trigger change.
A new van & tm, another child, new house, new building, new boat, age realization or a new Corvette.
These things force us to get out of our comfort zone and clean a little more. One Saturday a month? Adding a second truck? Filling your schedule, starting earlier, ending later. But you have to want to, and without something triggering you to do so, the sofa can be pretty comfy.
getting off the couch! But Diana pulled the trigger on her generator yesterday.
You guys don't even want to hear about my day. But tomorrow at 5am my new marketing campaign hits the streets. I'm expecting big things baby.Maybe I'll even buy a Trinity.
Kenny Hayes
Member
Trinity isn’t really for sale, but money talks
Mikeys sending me a free oneTrinity isn’t really for sale, but money talks
Kenny Hayes
Member
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