Mikey P
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Life lesson #642, never text your carpet cleaner and your midwife at the same time....
Yeah. But no headaches.Banjo makes you dumb.
How do you know you are getting your own delicious placenta and not rank heathen placenta?
Inquiring minds want to know.
A vet here just got caught with dead animals in trailers. Said he forgot they were there. Heard he would wait to get a full lot before he would cremate them and sort out enough ash for each animal.Kind of like having dog or grandma ashes returned you in the box, how do you really know....
My dad was a big guy. Felt pretty good it was just him.Kind of like having dog or grandma ashes returned you in the box, how do you really know....
A vet here just got caught with dead animals in trailers. Said he forgot they were there. Heard he would wait to get a full lot before he would cremate them and sort out enough ash for each animal.
Been told there are 4 trailers full.
That vet is half a mile from me. We wouldn't go there because of the over powering stench of urine. Genny knows girls who worked there.
I cut the cord for both my children....When my first kid was born, the Man hating female doc (long story) asked me if I wanted to cut the cord. I looked at her and said "No way, that's what I'm paying you for!"
That's why I think husband's don't belong in the room when your wife is giving birth.I cut the cord for both my children....
I’ve never looked at my wife’s private parts the same again ....
pussy, I cut it...When my first kid was born, the Man hating female doc (long story) asked me if I wanted to cut the cord. I looked at her and said "No way, that's what I'm paying you for!"
I cut the cord for both my children....
I’ve never looked at my wife’s private parts the same again ....
That vet is half a mile from me. We wouldn't go there because of the over powering stench of urine. Genny knows girls who worked there.
Vet blamed it on covid lol.
But yes vet said animals were to be buried. Heard about people that have been waiting months for pets ashes.
I cut the cord for both my children....
I’ve never looked at my wife’s private parts the same again ...
I think leaving me to decay in the woods for consumption by the various vermin and fungi I find lovable would be appropriate.
I just seem to love the unlovable ....snakes, spiders, skunks, wasps.....and Mikeysboarders.
We put my dad's ashes in the bog in his back 20.There is the natural burial option where you eventually become a tree. Had a high school classmate who got an aggressive brain cancer at 30 and died at 31. That is what he did.
If my family spends more than 1200 bucks on my death I will haunt them. I want to be cremated and put where I put my dad.