While Ethan was being born, the nurse looked at me and handed me a chair.

I did get a little woozy. The doctor slid it right next to him and watched the whole thing and then cut to the cord.
The doc was a much bigger guy with a thick Scottish accent. Every time we went to an appointment he walked in he would ask, "Aye Amanda hows da baby" and all I could think of was Fat Bastard off of the Austin Powers movies and had to suppress my laughter. So of course while he's calling out, "Push da baby" I'm sitting next to him trying not to laugh. Amanda being in pain, obviously, sees me laughing so she even starts giggling and can't push. We got scolded by the doc
