hogjowl
Idiot™
The funeral industry is sleazy
I want to deny them the pleasure of over charging off my death as much as possible.
I want to deny them the pleasure of over charging off my death as much as possible.
I poured my mom's ashes into the ocean off the Cement ship in Santa Cruz. We saw dolphins that day. The wind blew the ashes back in our faces. We needed much skill and timing to pull it off.The funeral industry is sleazy
I want to deny them the pleasure of over charging off my death as much as possible.
My dad's ashes got us in the face too. LolI poured my mom's ashes into the ocean off the Cement ship in Santa Cruz. We saw dolphins that day. The wind blew the ashes back in our faces. We needed much skill and timing to pull it off.
That's exactly why I chose to stay above the the waist on my side of the drape.
I see a head pop outta that thing, I'm done....
I was present at c section. I was scared for both of them.. not once i was grossed out tho..My last 3 (of 5) were born at a midwife's place, awesome experience.
I believe every father should, at gunpoint-if necessary, be present at his child's birth.
Tit for tat.....!The funeral industry is sleazy
I want to deny them the pleasure of over charging off my death as much as possible.
I even reached in
What if you don't have any tats?Tit for tat.....!
so many good comebacks....What if you don't have any tats?
Oh come on boys...I had zero problems seeing everything...I even reached in, to feel my sons head before he made his entrance (or exit? ) and helped the nurses...and then I cut the cord.
jebus
I have a VCR tape somewhere of my darling Monikquua being brought into the world around here someplace but yeah, no...I didnt not reach in to pat her on the head...
I offended my cousin at a family gathering. She was showing the video of the birth of her son. I blurted out “This is disgusting! What is wrong with you!” The room went stone silent.
My wife, sister and I did that with my dad's ashes in Big Pine Key, Florida. We put some of his ashes in a crypt with my mom and the remainder we flew down to the Keys. We decided to make a full day of it and took "him" to all his old familiar haunts on Big Pine Key and in Key West. We had a few last drinks with him and when it was time, we went down the block from his house and let his ashes go with the outgoing tide. We poured one last beer on the ashes for him to have a "traveler" on the way.I poured my mom's ashes into the ocean off the Cement ship in Santa Cruz. We saw dolphins that day. The wind blew the ashes back in our faces. We needed much skill and timing to pull it off.
Great story Brian.....thanks..My wife, sister and I did that with my dad's ashes in Big Pine Key, Florida. We put some of his ashes in a crypt with my mom and the remainder we flew down to the Keys. We decided to make a full day of it and took "him" to all his old familiar haunts on Big Pine Key and in Key West. We had a few last drinks with him and when it was time, we went down the block from his house and let his ashes go with the outgoing tide. We poured one last beer on the ashes for him to have a "traveler" on the way.
I told my wife that I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on the island across from our house so that I can keep an eye on things.