Mikey, I will be offering 2 types of certification:
1. The hands on cert. will be for attendees who hang with me all night. This is more of a "hands on" cert, meaning the ability to carry 12 ounces for multiple hours, ability to mingle and move through large crowds, insult others without them ever knowing it, insult others with them full well knowing it and not able to do anything about it.
2. The second cert. is based more on theory. This will be written and exam based...."where is the new O'Sheas", "do you offer table service", and "where can I safely crash for 2 hours and then rally" are typical questions asked.