Could this offend my single clients?

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Dave are you a douche in every aspect of your life, or just being a husband and businessman?
It was a joke. Lighten up!! Anyway a douche serves a very useful purpose. It goes where all men wants to go and it tidies up the place. Any way. Why is this post just worried about offending your single clients? I think it would offend anybody with a pulse!! Have some decorum.
 
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:hopeless:What to do? when dwelling over what to do in a case like this I usually try to just break it down into possible gain vs loss. in one "hand" you have the potential for new business, in the other "hand" you could offend some of your customers. So if business is slow and the phone is not ringing then you should run with it, you have nothing to lose and a possible gain". if business is good and the phone does not stop ringing then maybe you should not mess with a good thing and play it safe, and avoid a possible loss of what you have already gained.
 
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I would rewrite the post using all G rated clever innuendo and eliminating the direct description, similar to your term "happiness stains". They will get it.

Just because you are single does not mean that you are celibate...
 
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Spots are spots and we have the experience to clean and improve almost every situation. It can be baby slobber, spilled pop or whatever. You don't have to get into anal and menstrual discharge or anything else that could be embarrassing to the client. Be a Pro instead of a prying Perv! Cleaner-"Hey is that cum spots on your sofa?" Client- "No, It's anal discharge." Cleaner-" I have a lot of hands on experience with Cum spots and it sure looks like cum to me." Client " We are both right."
 
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One of the more difficult “spills” that may be encountered on upholstered fabrics are what are commonly known as “love stains” or “happiness” stains.

Whether “love” or just “happiness” are involved with these deposits, the fact is that the contents of the body discharges that occur during intercourse and other sexual activies may include, but are not limited to: Semen, vaginal mucous, saliva, anal discharge, menstrual discharge, as well as artificial lubricants.

Most of these contaminants are water soluble and easily removed with warm water extraction and standard upholstery cleaning detergents.



However, if any of these contaminants are allowed to stay in contact with the fabric for extended periods of time, the protein and pigments (such as are found in anal and menstrual discharge) in the stain may create stains and, depending on the volume of the discharge, difficult to remove odors.

Such stains and odors may bring back pleasant memories to the participants, but are otherwise important to remove for improved appearance and indoor air quality implications.
I copied this and sent it to Dan, Mike said you are nuts if you send this! :eekk:

He wanted to know if you or Paula wrote it because it has the politically correctness of someone like Ken Snow or even Jim Pemberton. He didn't mean it as a shot at them but he said it was their type of writing skills. Paula wrote it???
 
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I told you my BFF helped me with it.

I figure if a JW ain't offended , the liberal hipsters around here won't get there panties in a bunch over the wording.

Where is Snow and Jim anyways?
 
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Good answer! You nearly lost an arm there! :p

I know very few people as caring and kind as she. She is a very understanding person almost to a fault.
Good people! :icon_cool:


to a fault indeed.


the damn (but lovable) woman makes it a point to surround herself with drooling, three legged, mischievous rejects.

and why she takes in all those retarded dogs is is whole other subject.


Joe has gone out of his way to hurt her financially countless times yet she still defends the goof.
 
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I thought it was kind of funny, but I am a guy. So I turned this over to my wife and her sister, our target market, and they said and I quote "unless he is marketing to porn stars it is way to much. No woman ever want to hear the word discharge, especially when referring to her." You could make the same point with just leaving it at bodily fluids.
 
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