Could this offend my single clients?

Royal Man

Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2006
Messages
4,990
Location
Lincoln NE
Credits
0
Points
0
Name
Dave Yoakum
Dave are you a douche in every aspect of your life, or just being a husband and businessman?
It was a joke. Lighten up!! Anyway a douche serves a very useful purpose. It goes where all men wants to go and it tidies up the place. Any way. Why is this post just worried about offending your single clients? I think it would offend anybody with a pulse!! Have some decorum.
 
Last edited:

ruff

Member
Joined
Apr 19, 2007
Messages
9,994
Location
San Francisco, CA
Credits
5,930
Points
5,930
Name
Ofer Kolton
Well....now that we have finally settled this, let me go over to RC and see who Joe kicked off his board today.
 
Last edited:

Royal Man

Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2006
Messages
4,990
Location
Lincoln NE
Credits
0
Points
0
Name
Dave Yoakum
Don't let embarrassing vag discharge and love spots all over you furniture get you down. Call Connoisseur and we'll Cum running !
 
  • Like
Reactions: randy

Ron K

Member
Joined
Jan 3, 2009
Messages
2,039
Credits
1,242
Points
1,242
I thought you would use "Barry Juice" on that kind of stain! I think Chem Max sells it.
 

AJR

Supportive Member
Joined
Mar 7, 2011
Messages
456
Location
n Al
Credits
32
Points
32
Name
Whatshisbutt
:hopeless:What to do? when dwelling over what to do in a case like this I usually try to just break it down into possible gain vs loss. in one "hand" you have the potential for new business, in the other "hand" you could offend some of your customers. So if business is slow and the phone is not ringing then you should run with it, you have nothing to lose and a possible gain". if business is good and the phone does not stop ringing then maybe you should not mess with a good thing and play it safe, and avoid a possible loss of what you have already gained.
 

Newman

Member
Joined
Aug 1, 2008
Messages
1,004
Location
St. Charles, IL USA
Credits
585
Points
585
Name
Chris Newman
I would rewrite the post using all G rated clever innuendo and eliminating the direct description, similar to your term "happiness stains". They will get it.

Just because you are single does not mean that you are celibate...
 

Royal Man

Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2006
Messages
4,990
Location
Lincoln NE
Credits
0
Points
0
Name
Dave Yoakum
Spots are spots and we have the experience to clean and improve almost every situation. It can be baby slobber, spilled pop or whatever. You don't have to get into anal and menstrual discharge or anything else that could be embarrassing to the client. Be a Pro instead of a prying Perv! Cleaner-"Hey is that cum spots on your sofa?" Client- "No, It's anal discharge." Cleaner-" I have a lot of hands on experience with Cum spots and it sure looks like cum to me." Client " We are both right."
 

truckmount girl

1800greenglides
Joined
Oct 7, 2006
Messages
8,912
Location
Sun City, CA
Credits
0
Points
0
Name
Lisa Smith
talked to a guy today who says he can't wait to punch joe in the throat if he shows in Vegas.


unauthorized use of his credit card he claims.
Joe may have a difficult personality, but I don't see him doing that, I'd want to hear both sides.

Take care,
Lisa
 

Desk Jockey

RELENTLESS
Joined
Oct 9, 2006
Messages
60,295
Location
A planet far far away!
Credits
27,769
Points
27,769
Name
Jack Ashh
One of the more difficult “spills” that may be encountered on upholstered fabrics are what are commonly known as “love stains” or “happiness” stains.

Whether “love” or just “happiness” are involved with these deposits, the fact is that the contents of the body discharges that occur during intercourse and other sexual activies may include, but are not limited to: Semen, vaginal mucous, saliva, anal discharge, menstrual discharge, as well as artificial lubricants.

Most of these contaminants are water soluble and easily removed with warm water extraction and standard upholstery cleaning detergents.



However, if any of these contaminants are allowed to stay in contact with the fabric for extended periods of time, the protein and pigments (such as are found in anal and menstrual discharge) in the stain may create stains and, depending on the volume of the discharge, difficult to remove odors.

Such stains and odors may bring back pleasant memories to the participants, but are otherwise important to remove for improved appearance and indoor air quality implications.
I copied this and sent it to Dan, Mike said you are nuts if you send this! :eekk:

He wanted to know if you or Paula wrote it because it has the politically correctness of someone like Ken Snow or even Jim Pemberton. He didn't mean it as a shot at them but he said it was their type of writing skills. Paula wrote it???
 

Mikey P

Administrator
Joined
Oct 6, 2006
Messages
79,569
Location
The High Chapperal
Credits
80,453
Points
80,453
I told you my BFF helped me with it.

I figure if a JW ain't offended , the liberal hipsters around here won't get there panties in a bunch over the wording.

Where is Snow and Jim anyways?
 

Desk Jockey

RELENTLESS
Joined
Oct 9, 2006
Messages
60,295
Location
A planet far far away!
Credits
27,769
Points
27,769
Name
Jack Ashh
Good answer! You nearly lost an arm there! :p

I know very few people as caring and kind as she. She is a very understanding person almost to a fault.
Good people! :icon_cool:
 

Mikey P

Administrator
Joined
Oct 6, 2006
Messages
79,569
Location
The High Chapperal
Credits
80,453
Points
80,453
Good answer! You nearly lost an arm there! :p

I know very few people as caring and kind as she. She is a very understanding person almost to a fault.
Good people! :icon_cool:


to a fault indeed.


the damn (but lovable) woman makes it a point to surround herself with drooling, three legged, mischievous rejects.

and why she takes in all those retarded dogs is is whole other subject.


Joe has gone out of his way to hurt her financially countless times yet she still defends the goof.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Desk Jockey

tmiklethun

Member
Joined
Aug 18, 2009
Messages
285
Location
Peoria, Arizona
Credits
116
Points
116
Name
Travis Miklethun
I thought it was kind of funny, but I am a guy. So I turned this over to my wife and her sister, our target market, and they said and I quote "unless he is marketing to porn stars it is way to much. No woman ever want to hear the word discharge, especially when referring to her." You could make the same point with just leaving it at bodily fluids.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Art Kelley

Top