Damn you $99 Special

[JohnHawkP]

I have one like that coming up next week. Lady called me from the hospital where she's having her bowels looked at.

How do you get all the good ones.

Hah

You will ace it

 

[Mikey P]

I scheduled a $210 job today that ended up taking me 4 hours.
But I’d told her $210, so I didn’t go up on her.

Why not give a range when quoting over the phone?

 

[hogjowl]

I’ve tried that before.

 

[Mikey P]

too confusing for the inbreds?

 

[KevinD]

I’ve tried that before.

Do you quote all jobs whether they ask for a price or not?

 

[TConway]

I was waiting.

109.00
with a 25.00 off coupon

 

[Nomad74]

109.00
with a 25.00 off coupon

 

[hogjowl]

I recognize those chins

 

[hogjowl]

Do you quote all jobs whether they ask for a price or not?

Not unless they ask
Which is all the time

 

[Nomad74]

I recognize those chins

Shadowing, bad lighting, parallax error.

 

[hogjowl]

You’ll learn to live with them

 

[Dolly Llama]

or grow a beard to hide it











..L.T.A.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I can see the business in the front, but the party in the back is hiding from us

 

[Fat Mike]

looks good.

i work with lot of ol folks. some make me very happy others im very sad for

Good old P-Lime Zyme. And yeah, that is exactly what it looks like when an elderly woman has a bad moment. View attachment 84550View attachment 84551View attachment 84552

 

[Fat Mike]

did you eat Gomer Pyle?

or are you actually him

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[Nomad74]

did you eat Gomer Pyle?

or are you actually him

Not very nice.

I usually reserve that for Marty.

 

[Ron K]

Only the price is special!

 

[hogjowl]

Not very nice.

I usually reserve that for Marty.

You love me
You REALLY love me

 

[Cleanworks]

I have one like that coming up next week. Lady called me from the hospital where she's having her bowels looked at.

Here's the mattress she needed cleaned.

 

[rick imby]

Just another day at the office for me, but I don’t do it for $99.

$59.95.... Same day Service guaranteed

 

[Acp]

Its not that I dont like helping people who really need it, its that when I stare at smeared feces I wonder what my life has come to... so I choose to push the higher prices and hard surface jobs with shower repairs etc.

 

[Cleanworks]

Its not that I dont like helping people who really need it, its that when I stare at smeared feces I wonder what my life has come to... so I choose to push the higher prices and hard surface jobs with shower repairs etc.

We charged $200 for the mattress.

 

[CJ-FL]

Nasty bastards strike again.....

 

[BIG WOOD]

Nasty bastards strike again.....
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Did you clean it?

 

[jcooper]

Nasty bastards strike again.....
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You could literally keep a piece of carpet outside all year and not have it that discussing.

 

[Doug Rice]

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Looks like the photo on my passport. My Mom said I looked like a terrorist in the pic, while we are standing in the airport!

 

[Clean Response]

I love how you are wearing booties. Would not want to get the carpet dirty. More like for your protection

 

[CJ-FL]

Did you clean it?

No told the crew to tell the customer it was beyond our help. At least for the $110 she would of owed.

 

[CJ-FL]

I love how you are wearing booties. Would not want to get the carpet dirty. More like for your protection

Yea the crew chief said he didn’t want that s**t on his shoes... lol

 

[CJ-FL]

You could literally keep a piece of carpet outside all year and not have it that discussing.

Lady moved in 6 months ago... wasn’t like that before