Greenie said:
Must be a KneeBraska thing.
Greenie, I Googled to find out if there is an unusual number of retarded people in Nebraska, and about the only thing I could find was from a site defending 2004 Bush voter's IQ levels. Nebraska actually did pretty well with an average of 102.3. It could simply be that 95% of Walrus's customers are "mentally challenged." Intrestingly, California faired rather poorly with a large number of inbred morons. Go figure.
From the site:
"The results are given in the chart below:
Column 1 shows each state's ranking by IQ, with the highest IQs on top;
Column 2 show the state's name;
Column 3 shows the number of electoral votes that state has;
Column 4 shows the state's actual average IQ as determined by the unbiased McDaniel study cited above;
Column 5 shows the exact percentage of that state's electorate who voted for Bush in 2004.
The rows are color coded to note which candidate won each state's electoral votes (blue = Kerry, red = Bush).
The analysis continues below the chart:
IQ Ranking by State
in the 2004 Presidential Election
Rank
by IQ
State
Electoral
Votes
Average IQ
Bush Share
of 2004 Vote
1. Massachusetts 12 104.3 36.8%
2.
New Hampshire
4 104.2
48.9%
3.
North Dakota
3 103.8
62.9%
4.
Vermont
3 103.8
38.8%
5.
Minnesota
10 103.7
47.6%
6.
Montana
3 103.4
59.1%
7.
Maine
4 103.4
44.6%
8.
Iowa
7 103.2
49.9%
9.
Connecticut
7 103.1
43.9%
10.
Wisconsin
10 102.9
49.3%
11.
Kansas
6 102.8
62.0%
12.
South Dakota
3 102.8
59.9%
13.
New Jersey
15 102.8
46.2%
14.
Wyoming
3 102.4
68.7%
15.
Nebraska
5 102.3
65.9%
16.
Washington
11 101.9
45.6%
17.
Virginia
13 101.9
53.7%
18.
Ohio
20 101.8
50.8%
19.
Indiana
11 101.7
59.9%
20.
Colorado
9 101.6
51.7%
21.
Pennsylvania
21 101.5
48.5%
22.
Idaho
4 101.4
68.4%
23.
Oregon
7 101.2
47.2%
24.
Utah
5 101.1
71.5%
25.
Missouri
11 101.0
53.3%
26.
New York
31 100.7
40.1%
27.
Michigan
17 100.5
47.8%
28.
Delaware
3 100.4
45.8%
29.
North Carolina
15 100.2
56.0%
30.
Texas
34 100.0
61.1%
31.
Illinois
21 99.9
44.5%
32.
Maryland
10 99.7
43.0%
33.
Rhode Island
4 99.5
38.7%
34.
Kentucky
8 99.4
59.6%
35.
Oklahoma
7 99.3
65.6%
36.
Alaska
3 99.0
61.1%
37.
West Virginia
5 98.7
56.1%
38.
South Carolina
8 98.4
57.9%
39.
Florida
27 98.4
52.1%
40.
Georgia
15 98.0
58.0%
41.
Tennessee
11 97.7
56.8%
42.
Arkansas
6 97.5
54.3%
43.
Arizona
10 97.4
54.9%
44.
Nevada
5 96.5
50.5%
45.
Alabama
9 95.7
62.5%
46.
New Mexico
5 95.7
49.8%
47.
Hawaii
4 95.6
45.3%
48.
California
55 95.5
44.4%
49.
Louisiana
9 95.3
56.7%
50.
Mississippi
6 94.2
59.5%"