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[Jimmy L]

95% of the homes I've cleaned this spring and summer have had their furnace HUMIDIFIERS on. Most around the 35-40 setting. As I clean past them usually in the hallways I turn them OFF. Why people want to use their air conditioners and have moisture added is beyond me.

Some have even had dehumidifiers running in the basement.


One lady I made the mistake of telling argued with me that it says it should be on.
I didn't put up much of an argument because she never lets me get a word in edge wise anyway.The kind where you start to say something and she gets louder and louder.

And I always ask if I can turn ceiling fans on after I leave rooms.
Always ask because some fans are broke or they don't like them on because of the dust blowing around.

 

[Greenie]

Must be a KneeBraska thing.

 

[Art Kelley]

Must be a KneeBraska thing.

Greenie, I Googled to find out if there is an unusual number of retarded people in Nebraska, and about the only thing I could find was from a site defending 2004 Bush voter's IQ levels. Nebraska actually did pretty well with an average of 102.3. It could simply be that 95% of Walrus's customers are "mentally challenged." Intrestingly, California faired rather poorly with a large number of inbred morons. Go figure.
From the site:
"The results are given in the chart below:

Column 1 shows each state's ranking by IQ, with the highest IQs on top;
Column 2 show the state's name;
Column 3 shows the number of electoral votes that state has;
Column 4 shows the state's actual average IQ as determined by the unbiased McDaniel study cited above;
Column 5 shows the exact percentage of that state's electorate who voted for Bush in 2004.

The rows are color coded to note which candidate won each state's electoral votes (blue = Kerry, red = Bush).

The analysis continues below the chart:


IQ Ranking by State
in the 2004 Presidential Election


Rank
by IQ
State
Electoral
Votes
Average IQ
Bush Share
of 2004 Vote

1. Massachusetts 12 104.3 36.8%
2.
New Hampshire
4 104.2
48.9%

3.
North Dakota
3 103.8
62.9%

4.
Vermont
3 103.8
38.8%

5.
Minnesota
10 103.7
47.6%

6.
Montana
3 103.4
59.1%

7.
Maine
4 103.4
44.6%

8.
Iowa
7 103.2
49.9%

9.
Connecticut
7 103.1
43.9%

10.
Wisconsin
10 102.9
49.3%

11.
Kansas
6 102.8
62.0%

12.
South Dakota
3 102.8
59.9%

13.
New Jersey
15 102.8
46.2%

14.
Wyoming
3 102.4
68.7%

15.
Nebraska
5 102.3
65.9%

16.
Washington
11 101.9
45.6%

17.
Virginia
13 101.9
53.7%

18.
Ohio
20 101.8
50.8%

19.
Indiana
11 101.7
59.9%

20.
Colorado
9 101.6
51.7%

21.
Pennsylvania
21 101.5
48.5%

22.
Idaho
4 101.4
68.4%

23.
Oregon
7 101.2
47.2%

24.
Utah
5 101.1
71.5%

25.
Missouri
11 101.0
53.3%

26.
New York
31 100.7
40.1%

27.
Michigan
17 100.5
47.8%

28.
Delaware
3 100.4
45.8%

29.
North Carolina
15 100.2
56.0%

30.
Texas
34 100.0
61.1%

31.
Illinois
21 99.9
44.5%

32.
Maryland
10 99.7
43.0%

33.
Rhode Island
4 99.5
38.7%

34.
Kentucky
8 99.4
59.6%

35.
Oklahoma
7 99.3
65.6%

36.
Alaska
3 99.0
61.1%

37.
West Virginia
5 98.7
56.1%

38.
South Carolina
8 98.4
57.9%

39.
Florida
27 98.4
52.1%

40.
Georgia
15 98.0
58.0%

41.
Tennessee
11 97.7
56.8%

42.
Arkansas
6 97.5
54.3%

43.
Arizona
10 97.4
54.9%

44.
Nevada
5 96.5
50.5%

45.
Alabama
9 95.7
62.5%

46.
New Mexico
5 95.7
49.8%

47.
Hawaii
4 95.6
45.3%

48.
California
55 95.5
44.4%

49.
Louisiana
9 95.3
56.7%

50.
Mississippi
6 94.2
59.5%"

 

[Jimmy L]

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[Doug Cox]

I really can't tell if Jimmy is retarded or just kidding.

 

[Jimmy L]

I'll be watching you punks from now on...........bet on it.