Does this uniform make me look fat?

Giorgio

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Got the shirt from Walmart. $12.00. It's made from the quick dry material i like

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lance

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Not gay.....just metro. (whatever that is)

it matches your shorts and won't show the dirt. good choice.

Now just dye the grey out and you'll look at least 10 years younger. :p
 

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nope,



the fact your fat makes you look fat :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


just kidding...cuz i know i gots me twins in the oven...so i should just shut up :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 

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lance said:
Not gay.....just metro. (whatever that is)

it matches your shorts and won't show the dirt. good choice.

Now just dye the grey out and you'll look at least 10 years younger. :p


lordy..


could the pot and kettle be any blacker?
 
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If you look straight down and can not see your junk then you are fat.


Can you see it?
 

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Lol

You guys are harsh man.

I need a vacation that doesn't involve cc'ing.

I'm gonna pass on mikefest again this year.

Taking my wife and kids on a real vacation instead.

Cheers!
 

Connor

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You shouldn't wear white socks. and tuck the shirt in and wear a belt.
 
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How do you like those shirts? Those are the "george" brand?

I was thinking of buying the same shirts but wasnt sure how well they would hold up. Was even going to buy the same color.
 

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I hate that cheap polyester crap. It dries fast because it doesn't actually get wet. Moisture just sits on it like poly carpet.
 

Mikey P

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George III said:
Lol

You guys are harsh man.

I need a vacation that doesn't involve cc'ing.

I'm gonna pass on mikefest again this year.

Taking my wife and kids on a real vacation instead.

Cheers!



like hell you are, you dont show and I'll ban you, again.



Serious.
 

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steamclean said:
If you look straight down and can not see your junk then you are fat.


Can you see it?


Or just tiny....Don't ask me how I know this. :oops:

If I cut an inch off I'll have a scar on my A-Hole. (No not ConnOr)
 

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Connor said:
You shouldn't wear white socks. and tuck the shirt in and wear a belt.

I agree. Make the "right" first impression. Most assumptions are made in the first 20 seconds.

On the fat end (there's a joke there somewhere), not really. What blend are those shirts?
 

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I like the idea of black socks.

Thanks for the tips!

your offer of being banned is very tempting Mikey. :lol: But, I do get tired of creating new usernames. somewhat amus

Its a bit of a stresser. Kids have to miss a couple days of school. Amber has to cancel her trip to w palm beach.

However, I would like to get a closeup looksie at that mytee electric tm. Besides, haven't seen the homies at Proline in forever.

Wtf?

Fire in the hole! :twisted:
 

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White socks are way better.. You guys that wear black socks all have to be over 40 years old.. White is hip these days.. !gotcha!

Though the shorts got to go... :lol:
 

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Aleast they are short socks unlike half the dorks here with dark or white long socks and shorts.

Wore shorts to work today. 1st time here in 2012. I think it was about 43 today.
 

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Here's an idea, Brian, get a new container of dental floss, pull out about three feet of floss, without breaking off the roll, and swallow it, keep pulling out dental floss and swallowing it until it comes out of your ass. Drink plenty of water while doing this to make it go easier.

When you've got about four feet of dental floss hanging out your rear, tied the ass end of the floss to your right big toe.

Now carefully pull the dental floss back out of your mouth until your foot disappears.


Thanks, you just saved me a trip to Texas.
 

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Take that same dental floss and tie it around your head.

As my foot goes in....maybe your head will come out. :mrgreen:
 

Connor

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Brian R said:
Take that same dental floss and tie it around your head.

As my foot goes in....maybe your head will come out. :mrgreen:

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

h]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM-G0bkl8MQh]
 

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