Greenglides Customer Service

[Hoody]

Welcome to my world

"GM (the way you say "Jim" in south Appalachian)...my fool wife went and got herself pregnant again so can't pay my bill this month. But I do need a handful of spitters and one of them there things you poke the carpet with.."

Had a similar experience this month and the convo went like this:

Caller: "Hey Steven. So, uh, my wife caught me sexting a bunch of chicks and I met one for dinner but it was a setup. Long story short I had to drop 5k on an elaborate vacation to make up for it and my Golden Corral accounts are paying late. Do you think you could give me 2 weeks or maybe split the costs for this month between the next two months?"

I was silent for about 10 seconds processing what I heard. So I got a, "uh, you there!?".

Me: yeah man, next time you can just say something came up and then let me know when you plan on paying, and if you don't make it a habit I'll probably say cool, have a good day.

Caller: Alright then, thanks.

Me: Yeah, I'll split it to the next two payments, have a good week, and good luck.

 

[Mikey P]

Had a similar experience this month and the convo went like this:

Caller: "Hey Steven. So, uh, my wife caught me sexting a bunch of chicks and I met one for dinner but it was a setup. Long story short I had to drop 5k on an elaborate vacation to make up for it and my Golden Corral accounts are paying late. Do you think you could give me 2 weeks or maybe split the costs for this month between the next two months?"

I was silent for about 10 seconds processing what I heard. So I got a, "uh, you there!?".

Me: yeah man, next time you can just say something came up and then let me know when you plan on paying, and if you don't make it a habit I'll probably say cool, have a good day.

Caller: Alright then, thanks.

Me: Yeah, I'll split it to the next two payments, have a good week, and good luck.

I sure appreciate it, thanks buddy

 

[Willy P]

I once unwrapped a glide I purchased from GG and there was a picture of a penis on the paper.

Mikey was doing a self portrait. You know what a dick he is,

 

[Luky]

I only have to be slightly more pleasant than Joe Bristor.

That says a lot about JB.

 

[SamIam]

I like ordering without the condescension

I hate when water builds up

 

[hogjowl]

Look up ignorant while you’re in there searching for condensation

 

[SamIam]

Look up ignorant while you’re in there searching for condensation

Wow how condescending. Drop drip