help me with a caption

[Mikey P]

in my on going series to share my own pets with my client base with our annual Feb/20% off card I'm using this picture for the front..

this is on the back..

"You've met our 3 dogs, now meet Roxy, our stray rescue super Kitty.
You could not ask for a better cat. She keeps our neighborhood rodent free, gets along fine with our dogs and never makes a mess in the house. If all cats were like Roxy, we would probably be out of business. We count on your cats to drag in rodents, cough up countless hair balls and miss the litter box with regularity."

To help deal with your pet and winter messes, we are once again offering 20% off all services for the month of February! (in a balloon)

Carpet, upholstery, tile, stone and grout cleaning

Connoisseur
2888 Estates Dr
Aptos Ca 95003

831 476 9721
Minimum charge applies, one discount per customer

So besides our logo I was thinking have her say something snappy or cure would use the space to her left well..

 

[Royal Man]

Pssst...

Time to mess up you home now...
'Cuz and your owner will save 20%

 

[Lee Stockwell]

PISS on 'em!

 

[Mikey P]

Waldo on Lee's PC

 

[Connor]

Crop the image of the cat and put it on a pink background and say



"What, you've never seen a picture of a black pussy?"

 

[truckmount girl]

"He doesn't know that I just shredded the drapes!"

Take care,
Lisa

 

[Jay_wat]

3 dogs,,1 cat,,,you do the math on who made the spots!!!!

 

[Lee Stockwell]

"You say Psycho like it's a bad thing"...

 

[Lee Stockwell]

"I didn't do it either"

 

[daniel@procarpet]

I'm the Barack Obama of pussy... so TRUST ME in this economy you don't want to pass on this deal.

That's all I got.

 

[Mikey P]

jhc :shock:


I'm thinking "Not all cats are as puurfect as moi"..


to play off our french namesake

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Thought it was Belgian?

 

[Bob Foster]

Stay still! I see something on your nose.

 

[Bob Foster]

Purrfectly clean carpet tile and upholstery!

 

[Bob Foster]

I eat rodents because my boss is a vegan.

 

[Connor]

jhc :shock:


I'm thinking "Not all cats are as puurfect ay moi"..


to play off our french name

Ay moi?

I don't think that means what you think it means.

I don't even think "ay" is even a french word.


I say put my caption and at the bottom say "scratch and sniff"

 

[Studebaker]

"meow"

 

[Mikey P]

Moi

Example: Voici moi avec ma famille!
Translation: Here is me with my family!



Mom is Belgian, Dad's side is from France


I'm part Conehed

 

[Ron Werner]

You NEED your carpets cleaned.
Trust me! I live a lot closer to them than you do.



I believe "ay" = "est" in French

 

[Desk Jockey]

"Black Cats Unlucky? Not this time, read the special offer on the back"

 

[Marc Imbesi]

....something like "Practice makes purrfect"...hinting on the fact that you try all the latest and greatest treatments in your own home before you introduce them to your clients...this should build trust and confidence with your prospect...

...if you go with the old adage "People do business with who they know, like, and trust"...you are getting them to know you with the intros to your pets and now trust you b/c of what I stated above...

...but what do I know?...Im just a BDCC starting over, yet again....

 

[smastio]

Spayed - I'll fight you with one paw!!!!

 

[Ron Werner]

Mike is the Boss

I said so!

 

[XTREME1]

"I play outside but go inside"
"In the house Mikey can't smell me but the guests can"

 

[Connor]

I believe "ay" = "est" in French

Oh, they have french ebonics, how quaint.