Here's a call I've never got.....till today.

[Kellie Hiler]

One of my monthly restaurants that I just cleaned last week called me today at 2:30 (closing time) as I was in the middle of getting my hair colored an hour away of course, and told me some lady pooped her pants, was there any way I could get there ASAP and clean it.
Apparently, instead of going right back into the restroom she walked all the way to her table and then out the door, dribbling along the way. Now mind you, this is a high end place. So of course all the customers demanded free meals for the inconvenience.
So now...I have to get up at 3:30 to go clean the carpets again because they open at 6:00 am.
Considering I never get to sleep till around 1 or 2 I'd say tomorrow will be interesting to say the least.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Ouch.

That's what we do

 

[Kellie Hiler]

It's sad when a lady can't even get her hair done in peace...lol.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

 

[KevinL]

Just be glad you aren't the other lady.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

So true.......

 

[hogjowl]

Did you buy that dress from The Blues Brothers?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Looks nice! Now go clean up the poopE.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Did you buy that dress from The Blues Brothers?

Hahaha!! That's the hair dressers drape!

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Looks nice! Now go clean up the poopE.

Hey, at least I will be colorful doing it! And no more hair in my face! Woohoo!

 

[Zee]

A high end place that opens at 6am...?

 

[steamron]

Depends

$1.00 off coupon in Sundays paper.

 

[bob vawter]

I find that the older I get.....
The earlier I eat....AND the less I can trust a fart......

 

[Kellie Hiler]

A high end place that opens at 6am...?

It's a fancy breakfast place that is in the heart of the Denver Tech Center. Lot of corporate people go there for breakfast and lunch.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

I find that the older I get.....
The earlier I eat....AND the less I can trust a fart......

Just wear brown pants and call it good. If anything happens look at the person next to you with disgust!

 

[Nate The Great]

Ouch.

That's what we do

You sh!t your self too @Lee Stockwell ?!? Remind me not to car pool with your pops @Justin Stockwell .......

 

[Kellie Hiler]

I really need to fall asleep.....will someone please sing me a lullaby? Not you Taco...I don't want to hear that damn country!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Damn!

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Poop is cleaned up lol....the lady was so embarrassed she didn't even tell anyone, she skipped out on her bill too.
What really pissed me off is that I found out this morning from the other manager that she lives 4 blocks away and could've met me there last night instead of me having to come in so early.....

 

[bob vawter]

Sooooo....did they serve you a complimentary breakfast afterwards...maybe some sausage and a little gravy. .....?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Yea but now that you're out and about you can hit McDonald's for a breakfast burrito.


Hair of the dog that bit ya????

 

[Spurlington]

Thats her Carpet Cleaning Cape !! Captaina Kellie !!

I cant stand people who cry free food for any chance they think they can get. Damn opportunist !! Unless a piece of shit landed in your food.

 

[Mikey P]

Micky Ds has burritos?

 

[Desk Jockey]

They used to. When my wife took my oldest daughter to preschool they would stop and get her a breakfast burrito. She's 23 now so maybe not????

I don't care for eggs so I never ate one, but my daughter loved them.

 

[hogjowl]

Yes.
SAUSAGE burritos!

 

[rjwood]

I've told my family members that when I start shitting myself to be prepared to learn of me falling in front of something very big moving very fast.

 

[dgardner]

Um, you missed a spot...

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[Mikey P]

Probably Soysage..

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Sooooo....did they serve you a complimentary breakfast afterwards...maybe some sausage and a little gravy. .....?

Lol....we always get free meals there. Best breakfast around! I passed today though...way to early for me to even think about food!

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Um, you missed a spot...

Lol....yeah...upon further reflection I'm going to get it redone a little. The girl who did it is new at this and thought it would look cool to have the "blonde" streaks. I'm not liking them.