If only they sold these in 2001...

[Nomad74]

I'm not fat but I am old. I can still clean, she just doesn't want me dying behind a wand.

Man's gotta die somewhere, behind a wand is as good as any I suppose.

Or strapped to a paramotor while jumping off a bridge.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Yuck.

He's the woman in the relationship. I know, I could have done better but he makes a mint selling diaper spinners.

 

[Mikey P]

You’re not going to run me off
I’ll be a thorn in your side forever

where would you go..

Waldope World of Jilted Former Mikey Lovers?



What a pathetic group of future school janitors that is.

 

[Nomad74]

He's the woman in the relationship. I know, I could have done better but he makes a mint selling diaper spinners.

The first time is for love, the second for money.

 

[Mikey P]

He's the woman in the relationship. I know, I could have done better but he makes a mint selling diaper spinners.

a few sheckles, Brush Glides are going to buy me a Honda 125.

 

[Mikey P]

no matter who wins, it always makes me smile when the captain lifts The Cup.



The best team sport EVER.

 

[Mikey P]

woops

 

[BIG WOOD]

I'm not fat but I am old. I can still clean, she just doesn't want me dying behind a wand.

Man's gotta die somewhere, behind a wand is as good as any I suppose.

Dude, from how you've set up this chapter in your career, I'm certain you won't be swinging a wand 9-5 every day of the week. Just set it up to do 1 job a day for 3-4days/week just to get out of the house and keep your body moving, and you'll be healthier, and we'll have more ammo to harass you with when you post a few of your jobs

 

[steve_64]

I started my business after heart surgery. Doc said I needed exercise so I started cleaning carpets now I get paid to exercise.