Is there anything worse than a..

[Nomad74]

Mike, just hire a girl to out work him. Once his ego is slapped, that might wake him up

I have one I can send him.

 

[John Olson]

Barry Costa gave me great advice years ago when I had had enough of Kelly and his erratic behavior (he literally quit the very next work day after we had talked) I asked him the same question, how can I fire him when I need him and he knows it but keeping him might end up costing me my marraige and my business. It had gotten really bad where me and Lora were fighting over it..Anyway Barry said John your right handed right? I said yes, he said if you had cancer in your right arm and the only way to save yourself is to cut it off, are you going to keep it and die because its your right arm or do you cut it off and learn to live without it...

 

[hogjowl]

Never hire a guy with a womans surname

 

[Jimmy L]

Damon is there some place out there that serves good cake?

 

[Nomad74]

Damon is there some place out there that serves good cake?

No, but we have a lot of good fence lines.

 

[bob vawter]

I need 4 more guys

I’ve had interviews scheduled with 16 people in the last two weeks .
Four showed up.
I told them company policy requires drug test
Three said “no problem” and they wanted to start work .

2 never showed up for the drug test
The third joker failed the “idiot test” when his bottle of synthetic urine fell out of his pant leg at the drug test joint



Moral of the story?
It’s not just family and friends
When buried with work, (and better prospects are 1 in a 100) sometimes you have to work with what you got
That means utilizing even marginal yawks that you’d otherwise chitcan


.L.T.A.

It is of my belief that if an employee has to take a drug test the employer should as well.....
Can't have employers running around half cocked.....errrrr. .....crocked!

 

[Dolly Llama]

Can't have employer running around half cocked.....errrrr. .....crocked!

I'm neither
and can pass a drug test

NAH NAH MA-NAH-NA

..L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

Cross yor heart
Hope ta die......
Stick a needle
In yor eye?

 

[Nomad74]

I could just fine.

 

[Dolly Llama]

Cross yor heart
Hope ta die......
Stick a needle
In yor eye?

yep
fo-reel

..L.T.A.

 

[Fat Mike]

I need 4 more guys

I’ve had interviews scheduled with 16 people in the last two weeks .
Four showed up.
I told them company policy requires drug test
Three said “no problem” and they wanted to start work .

2 never showed up for the drug test
The third joker failed the “idiot test” when his bottle of synthetic urine fell out of his pant leg at the drug test joint



Moral of the story?
It’s not just family and friends
When buried with work, (and better prospects are 1 in a 100) sometimes you have to work with what you got
That means utilizing even marginal yawks that you’d otherwise chitcan


.L.T.A.

I had a “relative” call wanting me too pee ina condom for him so he could pass his UA for a city job. Lol was on my way outta country so declined and told him even if I wasn’t leaving that would be a No from me.
The nerve of some people, then he tried too pin it on me if he fails it! Unbelievable

 

[Dolly Llama]

then he tried too pin it on me if he fails it!

lots of stupid people

had an alkie in a 12 step program tell me it was the city's fault he got a DUI .
Reason?
no public bus transportation at bar closing time

he was dead serious too
"it was the city's fault"



..L.T.A.

 

[Cleanworks]

lots of stupid people

had an alkie in a 12 step program tell me it was the city's fault he got a DUI .
Reason?
no public bus transportation at bar closing time

he was dead serious too
"it was the city's fault"



..L.T.A.

Well, what's a drunk to do?

 

[Mike Myers]

I never fire anyone. I make them quit. Exp. Morning 1bl. Breakfeast burito...been rice papas off of the good mexican food truck. YUMMY!! 3 in the afternoon. ...restroom time. Hey (person that I want out) clean the bathrroms...ha..if he survives he gets s r cond chance.