bob vawter
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"hark....i think i heard a buck snort"
Mama always said....
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Brian R
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One time we were sitting in the living room waiting for my cousin Denise.
We heard a knock at the door and someone said...."Sounds like Denise"
I said
"Sounds like De knuckles to me"
Oh I just kill me sometimes.
We heard a knock at the door and someone said...."Sounds like Denise"
I said
"Sounds like De knuckles to me"
Oh I just kill me sometimes.
Shane T
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My dad would say "Your dumb as a post." I still have no idea what he was talking about. 
:roll: Kidding aside he now wishes he had said something more constructive when correcting me. Lord knows he had plenty of oppurtunities.
:roll: Kidding aside he now wishes he had said something more constructive when correcting me. Lord knows he had plenty of oppurtunities.
Brian R
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If we were getting too out of hand...I was a bit Hyper as a kid and they didn't even know what ADHD was.
Mom would say
"You're hoppin around like a Faggot on fire"
I don't know where I got my sense of humor.
Mom would say
"You're hoppin around like a Faggot on fire"
I don't know where I got my sense of humor.
hogjowl
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My Mom would say ... "If ignorance was bliss ... you'd be one big blister!"
She was talking to my brother.
She was talking to my brother.
Steve Toburen
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When we were dwawdling my mother would say, "Drive it or milk it." Plus the last one out would always be "the cow's tail". I think she had a livestock fixation.
IB
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PS My favorite that is having more and more meaning to me personally as the years pile up? "Getting old really stinks ... but it beats the alternative!"
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PS My favorite that is having more and more meaning to me personally as the years pile up? "Getting old really stinks ... but it beats the alternative!"
Brian R
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If we were doing something too slow my Mom would say
"Shit or get off the pot"
"Shit or get off the pot"
Ron Werner
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had a farmer talk about women
Anything more than a handful is a waste
Anything more than a handful is a waste
Hoody
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When we were clumsy as kids my grandmas would say we're "full of grace"
Dolly Llama
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you're as organized as a soup sandwich
..L.T.A.
..L.T.A.
"In or out" From My Mother.
Dad talking about problem employees
The ones you fire will not give you near as many problems as the ones you should have fired.
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Dad talking about problem employees
The ones you fire will not give you near as many problems as the ones you should have fired.
Rick
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks.....
Brian R
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Mom would also say
"They don't have sense enough to come in out of the rain"
Or
"They don't have the sense God gave a goose"
Or my favorite.
"He's like a damn goose, he wakes up in a new world everday"
That one just kills me.
"They don't have sense enough to come in out of the rain"
Or
"They don't have the sense God gave a goose"
Or my favorite.
"He's like a damn goose, he wakes up in a new world everday"
That one just kills me.
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
my dad would always say...
he talks lik Clabbergirl thru a gooses ass........
he talks lik Clabbergirl thru a gooses ass........
Fred Homan
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"Get your ASS out of bed"
truckmount girl
1800greenglides
"You aren't wearing that shirt/skirt out of this house!!"
I've found myself saying the same thing to my daughters on numerous occasions. When they bitch about it I just tell them they'll understand when they have teens.
Take care,
Lisa
I've found myself saying the same thing to my daughters on numerous occasions. When they bitch about it I just tell them they'll understand when they have teens.
Take care,
Lisa
Brian R
Member
My Mom used to say
"your mouth runs like a chickadee's ass"
When we were talking too much.
"your mouth runs like a chickadee's ass"
When we were talking too much.
Brian R
Member
How about
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead horse.
Then if you see a hot girl...there is a saying for that.
I can't post it here....I did it before and almost got banned. Bunch of candy asses running things here. :mrgreen:
Pm me if you want to know the saying...and then you can post it and get into "big" trouble. :wink:
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead horse.
Then if you see a hot girl...there is a saying for that.
I can't post it here....I did it before and almost got banned. Bunch of candy asses running things here. :mrgreen:
Pm me if you want to know the saying...and then you can post it and get into "big" trouble. :wink:
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
did it contain the word ...peanuts.......?Brian Robison said:
Brian R
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did it contain the word ...peanuts.......?[/quotebob vawter said:[quote="Brian Robison"
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead horse.
Then if you see a hot girl...there is a saying for that.
I can't post it here....I did it before and almost got banned. Bunch of candy asses running things here. :mrgreen:
Pm me if you want to know the saying...and then you can post it and get into "big" trouble. :wink:
maitxvl]Nope...it was corn
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FB7777
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The one phrase that my Mom used to say when something was particularly dreary was
" Cheer up, things will get worse "
I miss that kind of intuitive wisdom from her
" Cheer up, things will get worse "
I miss that kind of intuitive wisdom from her
