Mama always said....

[bob vawter]

"hark....i think i heard a buck snort"

 

[Brian R]

One time we were sitting in the living room waiting for my cousin Denise.

We heard a knock at the door and someone said...."Sounds like Denise"
I said
"Sounds like De knuckles to me"


Oh I just kill me sometimes.

 

[Shane T]

My dad would say "Your dumb as a post." I still have no idea what he was talking about. :roll: Kidding aside he now wishes he had said something more constructive when correcting me. Lord knows he had plenty of oppurtunities.

 

[Brian R]

If we were getting too out of hand...I was a bit Hyper as a kid and they didn't even know what ADHD was.
Mom would say
"You're hoppin around like a Faggot on fire"

I don't know where I got my sense of humor.

 

[hogjowl]

My Mom would say ... "If ignorance was bliss ... you'd be one big blister!"

She was talking to my brother.

 

[Steve Toburen]

When we were dwawdling my mother would say, "Drive it or milk it." Plus the last one out would always be "the cow's tail". I think she had a livestock fixation.

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PS My favorite that is having more and more meaning to me personally as the years pile up? "Getting old really stinks ... but it beats the alternative!"

 

[Brian R]

If we were doing something too slow my Mom would say
"Shit or get off the pot"

 

[Bucey]

Dad: "People beat all I've ever seen"

Grandpa: 'Its ass whole high to a tall Indian" refering to snow

other Grandpa: "you aint right"

 

[Ron Werner]

had a farmer talk about women
Anything more than a handful is a waste

 

[Hoody]

When we were clumsy as kids my grandmas would say we're "full of grace"

 

[Dolly Llama]

you're as organized as a soup sandwich


..L.T.A.

 

[rick imby]

"In or out" From My Mother.

Dad talking about problem employees
The ones you fire will not give you near as many problems as the ones you should have fired.




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[Fred Homan]

Drop your cocks and grab your socks.....

 

[Brian R]

Mom would also say
"They don't have sense enough to come in out of the rain"

Or

"They don't have the sense God gave a goose"

Or my favorite.

"He's like a damn goose, he wakes up in a new world everday"

That one just kills me.

 

[bob vawter]

my dad would always say...
he talks lik Clabbergirl thru a gooses ass........

 

[Fred Homan]

"Get your ASS out of bed"

 

[truckmount girl]

"You aren't wearing that shirt/skirt out of this house!!"

I've found myself saying the same thing to my daughters on numerous occasions. When they bitch about it I just tell them they'll understand when they have teens.

Take care,
Lisa

 

[Brian R]

My Mom used to say
"your mouth runs like a chickadee's ass"
When we were talking too much.

 

[John G.]

Grumpy would always say, "there are a lot less horses"... then walk off, when someone would ask him what he meant he would simply
say, "then there are horses asses".

 

[Brian R]

How about
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead horse.


Then if you see a hot girl...there is a saying for that.

I can't post it here....I did it before and almost got banned. Bunch of candy asses running things here. :mrgreen:

Pm me if you want to know the saying...and then you can post it and get into "big" trouble. :wink:

 

[bob vawter]

How about
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead horse.


Then if you see a hot girl...there is a saying for that.

I can't post it here....I did it before and almost got banned. Bunch of candy asses running things here. :mrgreen:

Pm me if you want to know the saying...and then you can post it and get into "big" trouble. :wink:

did it contain the word ...peanuts.......?

 

[Brian R]

[quote="Brian Robison"maitxvl]How about
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead horse.


Then if you see a hot girl...there is a saying for that.

I can't post it here....I did it before and almost got banned. Bunch of candy asses running things here. :mrgreen:

Pm me if you want to know the saying...and then you can post it and get into "big" trouble. :wink:

did it contain the word ...peanuts.......?[/quotemaitxvl]

Nope...it was corn

 

[FB7777]

The one phrase that my Mom used to say when something was particularly dreary was

" Cheer up, things will get worse "


I miss that kind of intuitive wisdom from her