my day to Showboat at Letip..

[Mikey P]

Usually when Show boating biz owners bring in stuff to look at and touch.

I've done all that as much as possible, even dragged the whole group out to the parking lot to see my new Vortex 5 years ago.



Today on my B day I'm gonna do what I do best..


Tell stories about my customers..


I think I'll end it with the Parkinson/wheelchair guy..


What to you Letipers and BNI-ers do?

 

[Blue Monarch]

Once I told them I was going to answer a major question that was probably on their mind...."does size matter?"

Then of course I told them to hold on while I whip something out.

Out came the 2.5" hose from under the table, followed by explanations of why size does matter.

 

[R W]

Don't forget the "breaking into the wrong customers house to take a dump" story. That should get 'em going.....

 

[Brian R]

My best showboat was when I sat on a table with my legs crossed. I had a genie hat on with my with my uniform. I had big red button on the table in front of me and a sign that read...
"Press the button and ask the Carpet Cleaning Genie a question."

I acted like one of those old mechanical booth machines and stay perfectly still until someone pressed the button...which everyone did.

Moving like a robot and with some crazy voice I would say...
"Hello, Pleas ask the Carpet Cleaning Genie a question"
They would ask a questions...sometimes about carpet cleaning...most were not.
I just played with the stupid questions and answered all that were asked.

went over great.

We get a 30 second commercial when we showboat so that was cool too.

 

[Guest]

Don't forget the story about the postman rubbing one out in the jeep.....

 

[Gary Taylor]

Or about people calling your wife to bitch.

Actually, they be interested in what you have done with this BB to help fellow carpet cleaners.

 

[Brian R]

Actually, they be interested in what you have done with this BB to help fellow carpet cleaners.

That's a good one.

 

[Mikey P]

A year or so ago I had a big screen up and took the group on a live virtual tour of MB.







unfortunately that was the day creepy BBGary decided to post photos of his flashlight..

 

[Able 1]

My best showboat

Never drank your "green" chems, hey?

PS. "Wheelchair guy" is one of the best I've heard though, and people love to hear those kind of stories..

 

[Brian R]

Nope never did.
Oh well.