My dog doesn't pee in the house

[hogjowl]

Customer told me these came back up after the last cleaning.

 

[Mikey P]

And that face to face moment when they are either outright lying to you or are admitting that they are complete idiots, is when your true professionalism get to shine..



So what did you say?

 

[hogjowl]

It's a rental, so I just agreed and billed the property manager.

 

[Mikey P]

How boring..

 

[hogjowl]

What would you have done?

Blame it on Rob?

 

[steve_64]

I tell them I know the difference between wick backs and fresh spots. I AM the professional afterall.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

This is not a new problem. When I was a young teen my father had a customer he recently cleaned for insist their dog didn't urinate in the house and that the new spots where something else.

He just said: "It might not be your dog, but it is urine. Perhaps you have very large mice?"

His humor escaped her, but even though he lost the customer, he got a good laugh from it.

 

[hogjowl]

WELL THATS IT!
Tell him I'm not reading ANYMORE of his emails on how to keep customers!

 

[rick imby]

Wow, I did not think your Dad had it in him... Just like I did not believe the Admiral had the ability to not voice his opinion. A moisture meter stuck in the pee pee would have been interesting...

My preconception of the world has been shattered.....

 

[Jim Pemberton]

WELL THATS IT!
Tell him I'm not reading ANYMORE of his emails on how to keep customers!

He was only about 40 at the time, give him credit for maturing just a bit since 1972

 

[ronbeatty]

I completed a job yesterday for a customer who was 89 and somewhat forgetful. Before I started I called Her son who scheduled the job, but lives in Texas. I informed him that there was little chance that I could improve the condition of the carpet in any meaningful way so it would be better for me to just continue on to my next appointment. He disagreed and said he would like it cleaned. He said his mother did not believe the dog was going on the carpet. There was not a spot the dog had not hit, what a day

 

[Mikey P]

With Coit, in a very similar situation as Lee Pemberton's, I suggested that it must be her live in elderly father, if not her (obvious) pets.


Management wanted to talk to me what I got back to the office...

 

[Nate The Great]

It's bad when they still have the turds laying there and they're still denying that the was there pet........

I rarely do the taste test, but these are the moments my professional levels shine......

 

[Cleanworks]

It's bad when they still have the turds laying there and they're still denying that the was there pet........

I rarely do the taste test, but these are the moments my professional levels shine......

Rarely? But do sometimes?

 

[Nate The Great]

Keep some Rasinette's in your pocket just for those instances....... You will clean up the barf they spew out also.........

 

[ruff]

Isn't it the perfect time to charge for the cat scan and lab report?

 

[Jimmy L]

Can't tell you how many times I've had that exact conversation with people. And when they mention that the same spots came back it has me seething ...........behind my mask of supreme honesty.

KA-POW!

 

[Brian H]

"Not only did the spots come back, they moved!!!"

I have heard that one more than once.

 

[Cleanworks]

Keep some Rasinette's in your pocket just for those instances....... You will clean up the barf they spew out also.........

So, did the guy who gave him dog shit survive?

 

[Larry Cobb]

Obvious identification with a strong UV light will allow you to charge for the urine treatment Cat photo:
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[Willy P]

 

[Cleanworks]

Those guys were hilarious. Does Tommy still live in N. Van?

 

[Spurlington]

Be nice to mention no follow up or redo when working with urine issues.

Ill help you dilute it .. but with no guarantee and Ill come back as many times as youd like for a small fee.

I cant stand customers that hold you liable for their own issues !!

 

[Willy P]

Those guys were hilarious. Does Tommy still live in N. Van?

West Van. Met him and his character isn't much of a stretch.

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

Yep I had one that blamed the crap on the carpet on his dog, surprise no dog and I returned many times and never said anything remember it's shit no matter where it came from and it paid the bills jz.

 

[Nate The Great]

Obvious identification with a strong UV light will allow you to charge for the urine treatment Cat photo:
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Looks like you almost had Mr. Peanut drawn...... I can write my name in cursive...... When I get your backlight I'll light it up.... I mostly do it at friends houses or hotel rooms while my roommate is sleeping........ Gotta get your money's worth.....

@Desk Jockey

 

[Mikey P]

Everyone needs a Cobb light.