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Mikey P

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You're anal!
No she is. I just tell her to tuck the damn things in...


It's my magic letter at work.

Two retired law enforcement people that have nothing to do in their spare time and they make such a big freaking deal out of my visit and I've been slowly but surely working them to the idea of letting me low moisture to their carpet.
 
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No she is. I just tell her to tuck the damn things in...


It's my magic letter at work.

To retired law enforcement people that have nothing to do in their spare time and they make such a big freaking deal out of my visit and I've been slowly but surely working them to the idea of letting me low moisture to their carpet.
I was kidding 😂
 

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No she is. I just tell her to tuck the damn things in...


It's my magic letter at work.

To retired law enforcement people that have nothing to do in their spare time and they make such a big freaking deal out of my visit and I've been slowly but surely working them to the idea of letting me low moisture to their carpet.
They might be resistant to scampoo.
 

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No she is. I just tell her to tuck the damn things in...


It's my magic letter at work.

To retired law enforcement people that have nothing to do in their spare time and they make such a big freaking deal out of my visit and I've been slowly but surely working them to the idea of letting me low moisture to their carpet.
I hate cops
 
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Mikey P

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I hate cops
I worked for my most loyal lesbian couple today. One was a nurse, one was a cop.

Every time the cop says more than three words she has to say "when I lived in San Francisco and I was a cop" and somehow tie it into whatever we're talking about.

Another cop story I'm particularly enjoying is a 45-year-old that quit or go the boot from the force got recently

He came a carpet cleaner and he is less mechanically than than our favorite pig farmer.

He recently asked on a thread on how to swap out quick connects and how to remove the tape from one gallon jug lids.

How in the hell did he ever get on the force?
 
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Another cop story I'm particularly enjoying is a 45-year-old that quit. The force got kicked off the forest. Recently We came a carpet cleaner and he is more mechanically a net than our favorite pig farmer.

Have you fallen and had a head injury? Or are you experiencing numbness in one side of your body?

Please read this part out loud to yourself.
 
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I worked for my most loyal lesbian couple today. One was a nurse, one was a cop.

Every time the cop says more than three words she has to say "when I lived in San Francisco and I was a cop" and somehow tie it into whatever we're talking about.

Another cop story I'm particularly enjoying is a 45-year-old that quit or go the boot from the force got recently

He came a carpet cleaner and he is less mechanically than than our favorite pig farmer.

He recently asked on a thread on how to swap out quick connects and how to remove the tape from one gallon jug lids.

How in the hell did he ever get on the force?
The job attracts the wrong people. I have a music degree, I never had any business being a cop. I just couldn’t find a job.
 
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