Rake Morons

[Willy P]

DON'T PUSH DOWN SO HARD YOU SCREW UP THE CARPET!
Idiots! :roll:

 

[Desk Jockey]

Skip your coffee this morning Willy?

:mrgreen:

 

[Willy P]

No - I had my usual 5 gallon coffee enema. Why do you ask?




I had 2 carpets to clean this week that were fooked up by rake marks.

\IDIOTS!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Soooo are you one of those lazy bass-turds that plays some cognitive game with yourself, convinced that your clients like wand marks?


Please drink one more cup before answering. :mrgreen:

 

[Willy P]

My bum's too sore from the enema. Maybe I should let it cool off first.

 

[Desk Jockey]

You're a sick man! :mrgreen:

 

[Royal Man]

Cream and sugar?

 

[Desk Jockey]

There you go Willy, a soothing recipe.

 

[hogjowl]

Raking is sorta like glided wands.

Only important with bulletin board cleaners.

 

[ruff]

Now, you're telling me.

 

[Connor]

Raking is sorta like glided wands.

Only important with bulletin board cleaners.

And rake manufacturers.

 

[Ron K]

I heard you northerners liked cream enema's! hey Marty, blow me

We don't call them Rakes down here.....we call em flassid pyle orienters.

 

[KevinD]

I didn't know rakes were still used since shags have gone out of style and with the invention of the
Grandi "Brush"
I hardly see a carpet that does not look better "Groomed".

 

[Willy P]

I didn't know rakes were still used since shags have gone out of style and with the invention of the
Grandi "Brush"
I hardly see a carpet that does not look better "Groomed".

There's the key- the BRUSH, not the hard toothed plastic unit. The plastic one can be used GINGERLY, (GREAT for pet hair) not some doofus bearing down on it with half or all his weight.

 

[renegade_cowboy]

Raking is sorta like glided wands.

Only important with bulletin board cleaners.

And rake manufacturers.

It actually helps with dry times and appearance.

 

[Jimbo]

Hey Willy...Mae West would approve of your coffee enema...


http://www.peak-health-now.com/how-to-p ... a-mae.html

 

[Doug Cox]

Raking is sorta like glided wands.

Only important with bulletin board cleaners.

And rake manufacturers.

It actually helps with dry times and appearance.

DITTO!!
This time I think Marty is a Douche.

 

[Brian R]

I feel better now....I thought Willy was only pissed at me. !gotcha!

 

[Willy P]

Brian, you take this shit way too personal.But dear Heaven's man - Total posts: 18054. Really?

 

[machinejjh]

It actually helps with dry times and appearance.

Agreed. However, with that being said, leaving gouge marks is not cool.

 

[Brian R]

Brian, you take this shit way too personal.But dear Heaven's man - Total posts: 18054. Really?

Nahh, I don't take it personal at all.

Hey MOST of those posts were useful.....Well, almost most of them.....or so...Somewhat...Kinda....sorta...

 

[Ron Werner]

I remember years ago grooming with a grandigroomer and the carpet had those groves in it. I was a newby and didn't know any different, no boards to tell me, but it never sat right with me. That was almost 20yrs ago and I think I could find the condo yet.
I bought a grooming brush after that, not that cheap grandi thing, but a real brush.

 

[Larry B]

Raking is sorta like glided wands.

Only important with bulletin board cleaners.

But cant ya charge more for raking? lol

 

[idreadnought]

certain types of thick carpet will leave grooves with the grandi groomer. On those types of carpets just go backwards with the groomer. This isn't rocket science people.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Can you make us a video on raking Richard?

Damn good thing it's not rocket science cuz we sure are in a short supply of rocket scientists.
:mrgreen:

 

[idreadnought]

no, sorry. Not going to make a video on how to rake. You could ask rob allen, he will make a video of just about anything.

I will explain it though if that helps. Just like raking leaves lift the grandi groomer up extend it and place it on the carpet. Then gently pull it back towards you. This will remove the wand marks and footprints. When you get done with a row take 4 steps back and repeat with another row.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Just givin it to ya!

 

[Able 1]

hey Marty, blow me

 

[Larry B]

hey Marty, blow me

I hope you charged extra for that

 

[vincent]

Soooo are you one of those lazy bass-turds that plays some cognitive game with yourself, convinced that your clients like wand marks?


Please drink one more cup before answering. :mrgreen:

Mine do, never once had anyone complain about wand or 360 marks.