Saiger, your application for Certification has been denied.

[Nomad74]

Dear Mr. Saiger,

Thank you for the submission of your product line to our laboratories. After much real world testing it is with great regret that at this time we must deny your request to become "Damon Proof Certified".

Should you wish to resubmit your product for our consideration, please make the necessary changes of dexterity. Don't forget to include the application fee of an Outback Steakhouse gift card. Our technicians work best when reviewing products while eating Bloomin Onions.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Man you are tough on shit.

 

[FB19087]

Were you testing it by letting your dogs piss on the jug?

 

[Nomad74]

Were you testing it by letting your dogs piss on the jug?

I just snorted my 7up

 

[ruff]

Since when did you graduate to Outback Steakhouse?

 

[Mikey P]

Must be the Optical Brighteners in the ink.

 

[Mark Saiger]

Dear Mr. Saiger,

Thank you for the submission of your product line to our laboratories. After much real world testing it is with great regret that at this time we must deny your request to become "Damon Proof Certified".

Should you wish to resubmit your product for our consideration, please make the necessary changes of dexterity. Don't forget to include the application fee of an Outback Steakhouse gift card. Our technicians work best when reviewing products while eating Bloomin Onions.

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My goodness...

That's a hot mess!

Did it show up that way?

My main shipment to me hear 4 of gallons destroyed... And I paid extra for a rare batch of quarts... 5 cases destroyed.

It looked like they backed right over top mine on the pallet with the forklift!

Sorry to see this...

Outback on the way

 

[Mark Saiger]

Must be the Optical Brighteners in the ink.

We did request extra... T M * special

 

[Nomad74]

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My goodness...

That's a hot mess!

Did it show up that way?

My main shipment to me hear 4 of gallons destroyed... And I paid extra for a rare batch of quarts... 5 cases destroyed.

It looked like they backed right over top mine on the pallet with the forklift!

Sorry to see this...

Outback on the way

Mark, Don't send me anything. Everything arrived fine. I've been working in the rain the last couple of days and the labels just aren't liking it. All the optical brighteners ran.

As for the contents of the bottle, excellent.

 

[Nate The Great]

Mark, Don't send me anything. Everything arrived fine. I've been working in the rain the last couple of days and the labels just aren't liking it. All the optical brighteners ran.

As for the contents of the bottle, excellent.

Correction, send it to me but keep it on Damon's tab.....

 

[Acp]

outback steakhouse? if you like leather boots and blue cheese sauce

 

[Nate The Great]

outback steakhouse? if you like leather boots and blue cheese sauce

You've seen Damon's belly... He'll eat anything...

 

[Nomad74]

You've seen Damon's belly... He'll eat anything...

I don’t eat fruits and vegetables. I do like apple butter.

 

[DAT]

It shows

 

[Able 1]

Who are you kidding Damon?! That's how the bottle looked just getting it from the box,to the van..