Saigercide da shiznet

[Old Coastie]

My mother in law is 90 and senile as a bag of hammers.

That comes with certain obstacles, most of which smell bad. This morning she peed through pad, Depends, bed pad, sheet, backup bed pad and onto her mattress cover. Never underestimate an old woman!

I mixed up a quart of Saigercide and spritzed down the mattress cover.

30 minutes later, Mrs. Coastie walked into her room and I heard "Mmm! This smells nice!
I think I'll use it from now on!"

Dadgum wummun has commandeered my last gallon.

Buy some, it is good stuff.

 

[Jimmy L]

I won't allow my mutherinlaw to come over any more after she pooped on my living room rug.

 

[Old Coastie]

Buy some Saigercide, hit her a good lick and then spritz your own armpits.

 

[Jimmy L]

She never liked me and I never liked her.

 

[hogjowl]

You're a couple months behind the rest of us.

 

[Mark Saiger]

My mother in law is 90 and senile as a bag of hammers.

That comes with certain obstacles, most of which smell bad. This morning she peed through pad, Depends, bed pad, sheet, backup bed pad and onto her mattress cover. Never underestimate an old woman!

I mixed up a quart of Saigercide and spritzed down the mattress cover.

30 minutes later, Mrs. Coastie walked into her room and I heard "Mmm! This smells nice!
I think I'll use it from now on!"

Dadgum wummun has commandeered my last gallon.

Buy some, it is good stuff.

 

[Old Coastie]

My next two gallons are already ordered.

 

[Jimmy L]

Sorry must be my Hot Tub Time Machine!