Shorty's Santa from down under?

[Desk Jockey]

:?:

 

[Shorty]

Close Richard .......................


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gosGBYU5vIE


Wishing you Very Merry Christmas & a Happy & Prosperous New Year to all.



Delia & Shorty

 

[Desk Jockey]

It as on the header of an email from Outback Steakhouse. LOL

 

[Shorty]

It as on the header of an email from Outback Steakhouse. LOL

MEMORIES !!!!!!!!!!!

The Outback Steakhouse, shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin

Close to a decade ago (when we were attending Connections), Del & I were taken to an Outback Steakhouse in Vegas by a couple of, let's just say, "entrepreneurs".

They wanted us to try some "Aussie food", probably figured we don't get any down under.

I ordered a "blue steak".

The waitress was somewhat perplexed and asked if I wanted a "New Yoooork steak" ??

(Flamin' auto correct shiteatinggrin )

"No, I just want a Blue steak".

Several minutes later, the chef arrived at our table wanting to know what it was that I wanted.

So I had to tell him how to cook it.

"Mate" I sed, "get out the back to where the cow is, slice a piece o meat off it's arse, and wipe it clean, chuck it on the hot plate until it sears on one side, flip it over and do the same".

Poor bugger couldn't understand me.

Reckons he'd never heard the term before.

A Blue Steak is a steak that is cooked rarer than rare, still has the blood running out.

Tasty and tender as................


Ah, here's another "Outback"

shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin hey Marty, blow me

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[hogjowl]

I wish Shorty's name described his posts ...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Well I guess its obvious why no one likes you!


:mrgreen:

 

[Shorty]

Don't be like that Richard.

I like Jimmy.


Oops, sorry, I meant MARTY. hey Marty, blow me

:roll:


Marty, you can't get anymore down under than when you're outback. !gotcha!

 

[hogjowl]

Out back has a completely different connotation for us down here, Shorty.

It means we are sitting behind the half-moon door.

 

[Shorty]

Out back has a completely different connotation for us down here, Shorty.

It means we are sitting behind the half-moon door.

You & I are still on the same page mate. !gotcha!

Check the pic at the bottom of my second post. shiteatinggrin


All the best to you & yours buddy.

 

[FredC]

:?:

the other 364 days

 

[Shorty]

So, Eff Cee, tell me which one you're jealous of??

If your fantasies come true, you won't know if you're coming or going, and if you were a 'roo and your name was ted, then I guess you be roo ted.

FYI did you know that the two animals on Australia's coat of arms are the Kangaroo and the Emu.

Do you know the significance of that. ??

The Emu & the Kangaroo are the only two animals in the world that can't walk backwards.

Crikey, Friday nights, I have trouble walking forwards, sideways yes, forwards only with a degree of difficulty.


hey Marty, blow me shiteatinggrin

 

[CasinoCarpetCare]

Ya Know-there wouldn't have to be so much pushing and shoving if the one in front would just get the Hell out of the way !gotcha!

 

[Hoody]

LOL Shorty!