Silent Auction for a Phony Profile!!

[Mikey P]

Here is the deal.


You will have your choice of one of the infamous Mikey's Board phony persona's to use for one whole week. With this under cover membership you can go hog wild. You can insult Terri Brevic or the Carpet Scientist, , tell the manufacturer of your truckmount that it's a POS and not have to worry about repercussions, post about your kinky (or not so kinky) bed room preferences in the Bird, talk smack about the Allens with out fear of 3 AM wake up calls, tell us what you really make per hour and not get laughed at or maybe you're a resident asshole and you actually want to be nice for a whole week with out ruining your hard earned reputation.





You can pick from these classics.

Ramone
Darren Lumpkin
freeflow
Gordon Gentry
White Tragic
Pepsi
or everyone's favorite..

Chuck Robbins!


Or have me make up a new profile.



Only the winner and I will ever know unless he or she blows it.


Send me a PM with your bid and I'll keep the bidders/group aware of the amount of the last "silent bid".


Starting bid is $5.00 and the Auction is over Wednesday the 29 @ 5 PM PST







PS: I would think there are quite a few Manufacturers/ Suppliers that would give left nuts for this wonderful opportunity to tell many of to you to GFY

 

[rhyde]

like i needs a undercover membership to insult someone

 

[Mikey P]

Mark Kennedy already bid $800.

 

[rhyde]

Wait until Ken Snow sees this you’ll be on easy street

 

[Guest]

how about merty slutty and cooters pond exploits

or will merty be off limits

 

[Guest]

could I sell a date with my sister Gupta

 

[War Monger]

Insult ME?!!! Why would anyone want to do that?

 

[Brian R]

OH! OH! OH!.....nevermind

 

[cu]

this sounds sad as ***.....who would want to insult anyone on this freakboard

 

[Ron Werner]

could I sell a date with my sister Gupta

I'm just on the island :wink:

 

[renegade_cowboy]

this sounds sad as ®.....who would want to insult anyone on this freakboard

Your momma's so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...



:shock:

 

[dealtimeman]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Brian R]

Yo Mama so fat, I rolled over three times and I was STILL on top of her.

 

[Mikey P]

First two bids are in.


next bid is $15.00

 

[ACE]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[Royal Man]

Can a banned poster use it.
Posting without wearing a Jay Leno mask may be a good thing.

 

[Mikey P]

Sure thing Dave.

 

[Yahoo (bot)]

$20.00

:shock: Oops, did I just say that out loud?

 

[Carpet Cleaning Fool]

$20.00

:shock: Oops, did I just say that out loud?

Holy sh$t!!! The yahoo bot talks..

Hi Yahoo bot.

My name is george.

who the heck are you?

 

[XTREME1]

i think yahoo bot was out bid

 

[Brian R]

You friggen Yahoo, fill out your profile.

 

[bob vawter]

I don get it.......
then WHO is the...

Google [Bot]???

 

[Mikey P]

We have a 6 way bidding war going on.

The next bid needs to be $55 or more.

 

[cu]

your mama is so fat she is her own zip code

 

[dealtimeman]

has anyone let kp or freeflow now about the auction?

 

[Mikey P]

Rob, Nick, Ken, anyone can win..


Someone want to post this on ***?

 

[dealtimeman]

so you are telling us that there will be no " now you gone too far!" stuff.

 

[Mikey P]

nope, but off topic stuff goes in the bird room.


and no porn.

 

[dealtimeman]

oh im out retract my bid i thought porn was going to be allowed.

 

[XTREME1]

your mama is so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters