Silent Auction for a Phony Profile!!

[Guest]

will marIe sLuttie delete posts that paint him in a negative image?

and why would someone want to pay you for something they could do on their own for free???

 

[renegade_cowboy]

Rob, Nick, Ken, anyone can win..


Someone want to post this on ®?

I was banned yesterday, sorry.

 

[Mikey P]

will marIe sLuttie delete posts that paint him in a negative image?

and why would someone want to pay you for something they could do on their own for free???

Because on their own they wont be protected by me Terri.

 

[Brian R]

I would like to pretend to be a big headed egotesticle board owner who thinks his shit doesn't stink. :mrgreen:
Then I'd show em.

 

[Mikey P]

$105!

 

[bob vawter]

you wan i should get my carsalesman/shillbidder buddy....on the case....

he lives vicariously thru me...on this board!
and he liks Mikey....a lot!

 

[Mikey P]

$155!!!!!! :shock:

 

[The Preacher]

yore momma so fat when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck

 

[Brian R]

Yo mama so fat, back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

 

[Mikey P]

$170

 

[bob vawter]

$170.......let me guess...

a Phony Profile???

 

[renegade_cowboy]

Your momma so poor, she called me up and asked if my $99 special would cover liposuction for her fat ass.



:shock:

 

[Mikey P]

Yo Momma's so fat she gets less action than Brian Hold My Fanny Pack Hanna in Las Vegas.

 

[Ron Werner]

you're momma's so fat when she jumps up in the air, she pushes the earth down!

 

[Ron Werner]

yo momma's so fat she has her own gravitational field and satellites!

 

[Brian R]

Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits around the house
She sits AROUND THE HOUSE.

And she gotta wooden leg with a kickstand.

 

[XTREME1]

your mommas so fat when she backs up she beeps

your mommas so poor she can't pay attention

she put a big mac on layaway

 

[Brian R]

Yo Mama so fat
She needs a boomarang to put on a belt.

 

[renegade_cowboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmvSc86T ... re=related

WARNING: Do not watch this video. You may not be able to take it.

Maybe you should.....

You've been warned....

 

[Guest]

Yo Mama's like a Cadillac...

She's big and easy to get into!

 

[Bob Foster]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

 

[Mikey P]

Yo Momma cuts yo Daddy's meal into bite sized pieces.....

 

[Guest]

Yo Momma cuts yo Daddy's meal into bite sized pieces.....

and places them on a........







trAy?

 

[Able 1]

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.

 

[Hoody]

Your momma so fat that you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

Your momma so fat when she goes outside with a red shirt on people yell "Hey Koolaid"

Your momma so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

 

[Guest]

Yo mama so fat when she ran away they had to put her picture on all four sides of the milk carton....

 

[Brian R]

Yo mama so fat you gotta slap her in the ass and ride the wave in.

 

[XTREME1]

you momma soooo ugly the tide wouldn't take her out

 

[Brian R]

Yo Mama so ugly her mouth looks like a picket fence

Yo mama so poor I stepped on a lite match and she asked "who turned off the heat?"

Yo Mama so fat I had to tie a 2X4 to my ass to keep from falling in

Why yo Mama's feet so small? Cause things don't grow well in the shade

Yo Mama so fat she don't have cankles she got Thankles

Yo Mama so fat small planes try to land on her

 

[Mikey P]

$205!!!!