Some reasons why you're not getting referrals..

[Mikey P]

Play this out in your thick skull

You do a great job on the floors but when the neighbor asks your client about you the following week she kills any chance of you getting a new customer with any one of these very possible comments....


Looks great but:

1. It took two days to dry
2. His breath smelled like he had a dead possum up his ass
3. He scratched my .........
4. It cost $650 to clean 4 rooms
5. I caught him sneaking a peak at my boobs
6. He never once made eye contact
7. My garden gnome had more personality
8. He was wearing the same hat I use to pick weeds with
9. My edges are still full of belly button lint
10. He was on the phone constantly booking jobs
11. He was on the phone constantly playing on Facebook
12. My dog hated him
13. He kept telling me how nasty my carpets were
14. He didn't vacuum first which just doesn't make sense to me
15. He was a she, I think, kinda creeped me out, but I'm not sure
16. His machine thingie burned a big patch on our lawn
17. He left oil stains in our driveway
18. He had this cute girl helper with him, that he's obviously in love with and I know his wife from my kid's school
19. He kept using big words to prove how smart he was and I mean really, why do I need to know what Emulsification is?
20. The cops showed up to make sure a pediphile was'nt here holding me hostage because his van was so fn creepy looking
21. Yep it really does look good but with no hoses going to a vacuum thingie, where the heck did the dirt go?
22. Still smells like wet dog
23. Lashawnta next door was really pisssed that I hired Kustom Karpet Kleaners, how the hell was I supposed to know he didn't use C's?
24. Yeah, but make sure you request that his kid do the work, he's a grumpy old prick
25. The Scotchgard that he charged me up the yingyang for doesn't work, I spilled some tea and it soaked right in..
26. His truck vacuum thingie was so loud neighbors from 3 blocks over came to complain
27. I think he's sort of retarded, don't tell anyone I said that please..

 

[hogjowl]

If you’re going to keep hurting my feelings, I’ll just go call Saiger.
And shoot myself.

 

[Mikey P]

Yeah now that I look the list over, you probably are guilty of 23 of those...

 

[Nomad74]

18. He had this cute girl helper with him, that he's obviously in love with and I know his wife from my kid's school

I'm pretending I didn't see that as I sit here in only my underwear while a large mosquito hovers around my body. This little bastard keeps dive bombing me like I'm crab legs at the asian buffet.

Got a large one today. I'm trying not to work on the weekends, but I couldn't pass up a $900 (Pay me now) job. It's going to suck because Macy went fishing today, so no helper

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'm pretending I didn't see that as I sit here in only my underwear while a large mosquito hovers around my body. This little bastard keeps dive bombing me like I'm crab legs at the asian buffet.

Got a large one today. I'm trying not to work on the weekends, but I couldn't pass up a $900 (Pay me now) job. It's going to suck because Macy went fishing today, so no helper

LOL No fun by yourself!

I have a couple of girls graduating from my team and its going to hurt losing them. Not only will I lose their skills but I'm going to miss them after working with them for a year.

 

[Desk Jockey]

28. He parked his Butler too close to my tulips. Can we say wilted flowers? I believe the statute of limitations has run out on that by now.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I’m guilty of 3 and 10

 

[FredC]

kleaners

 

[DAT]

Guilty of none. I get referrals all the time...

 

[Mikey P]

ignorance is bliss.

 

[Cleanworks]

My business is all based on referrals. I must be one of them Carpet Cleaning Gawds.

 

[Desk Jockey]

ignorance is bliss.

It's also IGNORANT!

 

[Desk Jockey]

My business is all based on referrals. I must be one of them Carpet Cleaning Gawds.

I've always thought that about you Ron!




Yep, that gawwwd damn Ron!

 

[DAT]

ignorance is bliss.

Well i bet # 27 happens a lot to me. In addition to

I think he's sort of retarded, don't tell anyone I said that please.. but God bless his soul, im gonna help him get his bread money.

 

[Mikey P]

Tff

 

[Jimmy L]

29. He told me he seldom wears underwear

 

[Jimmy L]

30. He looked like a out of shape "Hellboy"

 

[Nomad74]

30. He looked like a out of shape "Hellboy"

Does Fat Tom Cruise apply?

 

[Jimmy L]

31. He wore a MAGA hat and that made my sensitive husband cry.

 

[Old Coastie]

32. He wears cargo shorts and his legs look like a jar of mayonnaise.

 

[Trip Moses]

33. He was peeing into the vacuum hose thingy.

 

[Desk Jockey]

lol

 

[Jimmy L]

He didn't speak american

 

[Desk Jockey]

Did he speak Mexican?

 

[Nomad74]

Happy Cinco De Quatro. This is my favorite day of the year. Its the day i buy up all the party decorations so the Mexicans can’t and sell them back to them for a profit.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Happy Cinco De Quatro. This is my favorite day of the year. Its the day i buy up all the party decorations so the Mexicans can’t and sell them back to them for a profit.

No way. Cinco de Mayo is an American holiday. They don't even celebrate it in Mexico. The 16th of September is their Independence day. Cinco de Mayo they just kicked some French Fries.

 

[Nomad74]

No way. Cinco de Mayo is an American holiday. They don't even celebrate it in Mexico. The 16th of September is their Independence day. Cinco de Mayo they just kicked some French Fries.

Please don’t tell that to my mexican-party-favor-buying customers.

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[FredC]

Please don’t tell that to my mexican-party-favor-buying customers.

Come to the ATL and open a fireworks, modelo, and mariachi cd stand


gazillion dollars guaranteed


apparently the recent arrivals didn't have as many history lessons as Chavez

 

[Desk Jockey]