Some reasons why you're not getting referrals..

[FB19087]

oh ....and kevlar helmets.....holy shit at the small arms fire

 

[Nomad74]

Or all the drunk college kids

 

[Desk Jockey]

Come to the ATL and open a fireworks, modelo, and mariachi cd stand


gazillion dollars guaranteed


apparently the recent arrivals didn't have as many history lessons as Chavez

History and Science were my favorite subjects.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Or all the drunk college kids

Those crazy kids will have a party on a Tuesday or Thursday night. One day they told me they bought a kiddie pool filled it with cold water on a hot night and drank beer until 2:00 and missed class the next day. Time of their life! Silly girls keep me laughing.

 

[FB19087]

History and Science were my favorite subjects.

Mine too

but my hood is 95% "fresh"............... they never miss a chance to shoot fireworks/guns, drink shitty beer, and blare their radios


whether the holiday has any personal/historic significance/accuracy or not

 

[FB19087]

and they don't believe in single day holidays either

 

[Desk Jockey]

Mine too

but my hood is 95% "fresh"............... they never miss a chance to shoot fireworks/guns, drink shitty beer, and blare their radios


whether the holiday has any personal/historic significance/accuracy or not

Life is short...might as well have a good time while you can.

 

[Desk Jockey]

and they don't believe in single day holidays either

 

[Cleanworks]

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I thought it was when that Hellmans ship sunk.

 

[Mark Saiger]

If you’re going to keep hurting my feelings, I’ll just go call Saiger.
And shoot myself.

Jimmy just sends me text messages

 

[steve_64]

Play this out in your thick skull

You do a great job on the floors but when the neighbor asks your client about you the following week she kills any chance of you getting a new customer with any one of these very possible comments....


Looks great but:

1. It took two days to dry
2. His breath smelled like he had a dead possum up his ass
3. He scratched my .........
4. It cost $650 to clean 4 rooms
5. I caught him sneaking a peak at my boobs
6. He never once made eye contact
7. My garden gnome had more personality
8. He was wearing the same hat I use to pick weeds with
9. My edges are still full of belly button lint
10. He was on the phone constantly booking jobs
11. He was on the phone constantly playing on Facebook
12. My dog hated him
13. He kept telling me how nasty my carpets were
14. He didn't vacuum first which just doesn't make sense to me
15. He was a she, I think, kinda creeped me out, but I'm not sure
16. His machine thingie burned a big patch on our lawn
17. He left oil stains in our driveway
18. He had this cute girl helper with him, that he's obviously in love with and I know his wife from my kid's school
19. He kept using big words to prove how smart he was and I mean really, why do I need to know what Emulsification is?
20. The cops showed up to make sure a pediphile was'nt here holding me hostage because his van was so fn creepy looking
21. Yep it really does look good but with no hoses going to a vacuum thingie, where the heck did the dirt go?
22. Still smells like wet dog
23. Lashawnta next door was really pisssed that I hired Kustom Karpet Kleaners, how the hell was I supposed to know he didn't use C's?
24. Yeah, but make sure you request that his kid do the work, he's a grumpy old prick
25. The Scotchgard that he charged me up the yingyang for doesn't work, I spilled some tea and it soaked right in..
26. His truck vacuum thingie was so loud neighbors from 3 blocks over came to complain
27. I think he's sort of retarded, don't tell anyone I said that please..

I prefer to not work for such judgemental people anyway.

 

[Hoody]

and they don't believe in single day holidays either

My step sister and her husband are Hispanic and they threw a 3 day kegger because it was my nieces 6th birthday. All of their families were at their house for 3 days. They celebrated mother's day for nearly a whole week this year. My brother-in-law doesn't believe in leftovers so I went and raided them to take over to my now mom's house while we were sorting grandma's stuff.

Sorry for continuing the derailing Mike. Funny but truthful list. But #28 or we at #32 now? Anyways, forgetting to call when you're on the way so they can finish prepping, lock the pets up, shove an iPad in their kids' face, or whatever they need to do.

 

[Doug Rice]

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Is it of more legit than Kwansa? And how ironic................ spell check tried to correct to Kansas

 

[Desk Jockey]

Is it of more legit than Kwansa? And how ironic................ spell check tried to correct to Kansas

It knows where you're from Doug! Good seeing you in KC.