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Jim Pemberton

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You can sum up our industry by saying it’s made up of 90% morons, 9% idiots with 1% of us having a basic idea of just what the hell we’re doing.

I wouldn't be so unkind with the definitions or percentages, but I will quote something my father told me when I was a kid and asked him why he had his own business instead of working at a "normal job" like my classmates dads did.

He told me:

"It is because I'm unemployable...."

I didn't get it then (I think I was 8 or 9)

In the years since, I have better understood what he was telling me about him, and all of the people I now make a living selling things to, and training.
 
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The last time I worked for anyone else was way back … a friend managed a string of Ambulance companies and asked me to manage the Montgomery location. It was winter, cleaning appointments were low and I had kids to feed. So I took the job. I figured I’d know if I wanted to keep it by the time cleaning calls started picking up. I made it two weeks. EMTs (that work for Ambulance companies) are as stupid as carpet cleaners!
Or I’m like your Dad.
Or Both.
 
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The last time I worked for anyone else was way back … a friend managed a string of Ambulance companies and asked me to manage the Montgomery location. It was winter, cleaning appointments were low and I had kids to feed. So I took the job. I figured I’d know if I wanted to keep it by the time cleaning calls started picking up. I made it two weeks. EMTs (that work for Ambulance companies) are as stupid as carpet cleaners!
Or I’m like your Dad.
Or Both.

That now reminded me of the other thing he said

“I hated working for people who were dumber than me...”
 
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I can smell the mould from Canuckville.

Dry in 6 hrs???

More like dry in 6 months.

Take a 6” foam mattress, go to the car wash, spray heavy, bring it home, leave it in the garage, and let me know how it is in a month.

Ewww. REALLY???
 
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