The duck ranchette..

Mikey P

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I went back today to clean 800+ ft of various vinyl today...


Turns out they left me the garage door opener but the demand door was shut from inside but they gave me permission to do what it took to get in...
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FredC

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no phone coverage for youtube access?

that draft strip might stop a plastic card..


I think the card with bet corner probably would have worked....maybe a flexible putty knife

with no picks or drill I'd have probably busted the lockset cause it's cheap. Mike tore up $850 worth of lumber :D



really I'd have declined the break in
 

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I had to do it last week with the customer on the phone.

Tip for the idiot who broke the door frame:
-Put a card in between the door and frame like always. Pull the door towards you and push the card more in the wedge while pulling, then push the door open. Whalah! duh
 

Mikey P

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I had to do it last week with the customer on the phone.

Tip for the idiot who broke the door frame:
-Put a card in between the door and frame like always. Pull the door towards you and push the card more in the wedge while pulling, then push the door open. Whalah! duh
Now you tell me.


You southern boys sure know how to steal shit. Do they teach you these skills in the 3rd grade?
 

Jim Pemberton

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An early life's lesson from my father was how to get past locked doors.

He showed me partly because you do need to do that sometimes in a service business or as a landlord, and partly because sometimes you're an idiot and lock yourself out of your own house.

As a last resort, he showed me how to kick a door open too.

It was one of his many "Don't tell your mother I showed you this" lessons from him.

Fitting for Father's Day Weekend.
 

Brian H

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I don't know a lot about breaking into homes but I do know that if installed properly the little piece circled below will not go into the strike plate when the door is closed. This then locks the latch bolt and prevents it from being jimmied open.
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Try it sometime with the door open. Push the circled piece in and then try to push the latch bolt in.
 

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I use to joke with the maintenance guys that I had a master key. My pocket knife.
Now they have put security plates on all the main entrances.

Had to break in another place because Genny locked the keys in. Ruined my credit card but got in.
 

Numero Uno

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Don't worry if ya go to court.
Your saving of PondFather of the Quackfia.
The Ms 13 version of killer,psycho Ducks,whose chapter is in Anaheim an around the world.
Ensures Immunity.
They don't fly South,South comes to them.
They don't flip flop on loyalty,.
So as they float unseen on waters of algae Green.
Beware their combative DuckFu style of websweeps,flappeck,wingwhonk with evade,fade an Glide.
 
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Numero Uno

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That thing of there's.
(Looks out side fer Feds)
Well from what I gathered from the
Mexicano El Mallardo's .
Whose female gurlingo's say...
(scared as $&*t).

Eees day of da Mango Rosa...

An dat don't sound like any Vino ,I know...
Who names the Wine- Red Handle.
An dem Quackfia's are also looking for a no nothing,seznuttin.
Pig Farmers fer there eggshell removals.
I told em forget Marty,dat fella don't meet there needs.
He is opposite of what they want...
Ain't no such thing as a dumb Pig Farmer.
Besides you let them feathered felons in,you can't leave...
Beware the Signs you,see Jimmy P.
The End...
 

Mikey P

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I don't know if anybody here recalls the story of the last time I had to break into a house..

I'm not sure if I ever put that one into print but it's pretty freaking embarrassing.
 

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