The Simple 14" Wand

[Mikey P]

As with most things in life, simple is most always best.​

Which is certainly the case with this incredibly easy to use, tough as nails, beautiful results providing, 14", 2 jet, inch and a half tube, carpet cleaning wand​

• Handcrafted in America of premium stainless steel, with a nice matt long lasting finish.
• Internal Flat Face GreenGlide equipped for quick and easy swapping of Glides to best clean the task at hand, and especially close to baseboards
• Super beefy jet manifold assembly that even the clumsiest of techs will have a hard time breaking or bending.
• Weighs a perfect 9 pounds w/ Glide installed
• Comes complete with stainless 11003 jets (6 flow) and an inline strainer
• While not considered a low profile wand, it's low enough to get under most beds and it's triangle shaped head gets under & around furniture amazingly well.
• KILLER suction, with the 1.5" tube, it's a total joy to push, pull and sling around homes and businesses.
• It's 03 jets will be almost impossible to plug up and deliver the water with an amazing impact, so much so you can use much less pressure than 4 or 6 jet wands.
• NO streaks or clashing but the manifold will empty out for a couple of seconds, which is far better than using check valves which wear out and fall apart constantly, not too mention distort the spray pattern and reduce flow.
• FREE SHIPPING TO LOWER 48, call or write for a quote for other areas.

Glides are SO EASY to swap out, this wand is IDEAL for using both Slot and Hole pattern options and not "settling" with the Hybrid. You'll find yourself using the Hole 90% of the time in nice homes, on wool rugs and carpet, and especially on commercial glue downs that can chatter and wear you out with a Slot Glide.​

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$750 complete​

Order a second Glide at time of purchase for 35% off!!​

Nylon Ergo Handle option for $35​

https://greenglides.com/product/the-simple-14-carpet-cleaning-wand/

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[hogjowl]

Looks like it came in a Crackerjack Box

 

[Mikey P]

that's because you're an idiot.

 

[hogjowl]

Get your own word!

 

[jeffexe]

As with most things in life, simple is most always best.​

Which is certainly the case with this incredibly easy to use, tough as nails, beautiful results providing, 14", 2 jet, inch and a half tube, carpet cleaning wand​

• Handcrafted in America of premium stainless steel, with a nice matt long lasting finish.
• Internal Flat Face GreenGlide equipped for quick and easy swapping of Glides to best clean the task at hand, and especially close to baseboards
• Super beefy jet manifold assembly that even the clumsiest of techs will have a hard time breaking or bending.
• Weighs a perfect 9 pounds w/ Glide installed
• Comes complete with stainless 11003 jets (6 flow) and an inline strainer
• While not considered a low profile wand, it's low enough to get under most beds and it's triangle shaped head gets under & around furniture amazingly well.
• KILLER suction, with the 1.5" tube, it's a total joy to push, pull and sling around homes and businesses.
• It's 03 jets will be almost impossible to plug up and deliver the water with an amazing impact, so much so you can use much less pressure than 4 or 6 jet wands.
• NO streaks or clashing but the manifold will empty out for a couple of seconds, which is far better than using check valves which wear out and fall apart constantly, not too mention distort the spray pattern and reduce flow.
• FREE SHIPPING TO LOWER 48, call or write for a quote for other areas.

Glides are SO EASY to swap out, this wand is IDEAL for using both Slot and Hole pattern options and not "settling" with the Hybrid. You'll find yourself using the Hole 90% of the time in nice homes, on wool rugs and carpet, and especially on commercial glue downs that can chatter and wear you out with a Slot Glide.​

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$750 complete​

Order a second Glide at time of purchase for 35% off!!​

Nylon Ergo Handle option for $35​

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Mike are you finding that the jets are equal pressure on the overlap as well as the edges of the wand.

 

[Mikey P]

Mike are you finding that the jets are equal pressure on the overlap as well as the edges of the wand.

check your PM box

 

[MarkieMark]

Not really specific to this thread but its your last post.....so no early BF sales ...... You told us cheap people to wait for BF sales

 

[Nate The Great]

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Very similar..

 

[Mikey P]

 

[Jim Pemberton]

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Nothing about this picture surprises me in the least. A few might see it and consider it to be a “great idea”

 

[KevinD]

If it is to be used on a truckmount I would suggest ss jets or they will be 06's within a month.
Stainless steel jets are only 7 bucks.

 

[Meter Maid]

Isn’t a 14” head a little much for a 1.5” tube?

Looks like the vacuum chamber is really narrow too.

 

[hogjowl]

Isn’t a 14” head a little much for a 1.5” tube?

Looks like the vacuum chamber is really narrow too.

Now just WTH are you expecting him to say?

 

[Meter Maid]

Now just WTH are you expecting him to say?

Whatever it takes to make me look wrong

 

[Mikey P]

When was the last time you saw me say something wrong about a carpet wand?

The Simple 14" Carpet Cleaning Wand - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

As with most things in life, simple is most always best. Which is certainly the case with this incredibly easy to use, tough as nails, beautiful results providing, 14″, 2 jet, inch and a half tube, carpet cleaning wand Handcrafted in America of premium stainless steel, with a nice matt long...

greenglides.com

I'll go out on a limb and say it will add 30 minutes of (unnoticed) dry time compared to the Chosen 12".

(and the Hole will be a solid lug, all the way across, just like the Sapphires)

 

[Mikey P]

The Simple 14" Carpet Cleaning Wand - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

As with most things in life, simple is most always best. Which is certainly the case with this incredibly easy to use, tough as nails, beautiful results providing, 14″, 2 jet, inch and a half tube, carpet cleaning wand Handcrafted in America of premium stainless steel, with a nice matt long...

greenglides.com

 

[FredC]

Isn’t a 14” head a little much for a 1.5” tube?

Looks like the vacuum chamber is really narrow too.

well the second part would solve the first by reducing the orifice size

 

[Mikey P]

Looks like the vacuum chamber is really narrow too.

its as wide as most any other wand out there.

 

[jeffexe]

Chosen wand for residential. Simple 14 for commercial. I like it. Flow, recovery and light weight.
Good deal as long as they come with the Pug sticker

 

[hogjowl]

When was the last time you saw me say something wrong about a carpet wand?

The Simple 14" Carpet Cleaning Wand - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

As with most things in life, simple is most always best. Which is certainly the case with this incredibly easy to use, tough as nails, beautiful results providing, 14″, 2 jet, inch and a half tube, carpet cleaning wand Handcrafted in America of premium stainless steel, with a nice matt long...

greenglides.com

I'll go out on a limb and say it will add 30 minutes of (unnoticed) dry time compared to the Chosen 12".

(and the Hole will be a solid lug, all the way across, just like the Sapphires)

When you over-promoted that Greenhorn tank

 

[Mikey P]

When you over-promoted that Greenhorn tank

Typical Southerner, still held in grudges over a generation ago...

I'm surprised you don't remember my brief somewhat disastrous love affair with the pmf Mach 12...

Which has way too big of a vac manifold and the worst jet manifold hanging system known to man

 

[Mikey P]

 

[hogjowl]

You asked

 

[Mikey P]

You asked

Which version did you have?

Greenie went wild with an extreme sheer angle towards the end

 

[BIG WOOD]

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Be sure to have that valve hanger tac welded to the wand.

I have 2 prochem ti wands and one is welded, the other isn't. I use the one that's welded because the one that isn't keeps moving no matter how tight I clamp the stupid thing.

PMF is a lazy company. I don't know if they made my pro ti with that problem, but my stair tool, tile wand, and upholstery tools I just purchased have issues that shows they cut corners where the tools are not finished

 

[hogjowl]

Which version did you have?

Greenie went wild with an extreme sheer angle towards the end

Sold two months after buying it

 

[Mikey P]

Sold two months after buying it

Just like your Vortex...


I see a gullibility pattern here...

 

[hogjowl]

Just admit I was right about you being wrong and stop throwing out that straw man.

 

[Mikey P]

Just admit I was right about you being wrong and stop throwing out that straw man.

It's been so long since I used the greenhorn wand I can't recall how it performs but I know his extreme shear angle wouldn't penetrate the fibers worth a darn so I'm guessing that's what you had.
The vacuum chamber, or attic as we used to call it there's a ridiculous design as well.


But here's the question, is it wrong when you don't know any better.....

 

[Jim Pemberton]

It's been so long since I used the greenhorn wand I can't recall how it performs but I know his extreme shear angle wouldn't penetrate the fibers worth a darn so I'm guessing that's what you had.
The vacuum chamber, or attic as we used to call it there's a ridiculous design as well.


But here's the question, is it wrong when you don't know any better.....

This is a theological question that has been debated for ages....