The Simple 14" Wand

[hogjowl]

Not a theological issue. Mikeys not God.

 

[MarkieMark]

When was the last time you saw me say something wrong about a carpet wand?

The Simple 14" Carpet Cleaning Wand - GreenGlides - The Original Carpet Cleaning Glide

As with most things in life, simple is most always best. Which is certainly the case with this incredibly easy to use, tough as nails, beautiful results providing, 14″, 2 jet, inch and a half tube, carpet cleaning wand Handcrafted in America of premium stainless steel, with a nice matt long...

greenglides.com

I'll go out on a limb and say it will add 30 minutes of (unnoticed) dry time compared to the Chosen 12".

(and the Hole will be a solid lug, all the way across, just like the Sapphires)

Since you have tons of wands comparing some different ones with the same GPM would be an awesome video with dry times. Project Farm "Green Glides" addition.

 

[Mikey P]

Since you have tons of wands comparing some different ones with the same GPM would be an awesome video with dry times. Project Farm "Green Glides" addition.

Sounds like you're not satisfied with what you have, which is?

 

[Meter Maid]

It’s always fun dropping a grenade here and then leaving the room.

 

[Mikey P]

It’s always fun dropping a grenade here and then leaving the room.

This wand is grenade proof..

 

[Meter Maid]

This wand is grenade proof..

That god-awful spray bar definitely looks grenade proof

 

[Mikey P]

That god-awful spray bar definitely looks grenade proof

I've seen many pretty
spray bars get ripped from wands as tired techs and owners yank them out of vans. Hose reels, shelf legs and other immovable objects always win the battle.

Had the mount first the single jet option been this beefy, I would offer it as well.


The Simple is simply a peach of a tool..

 

[Meter Maid]

I've seen many pretty
spray bars get ripped from wands as tired techs and owners yank them out of vans. Hose reels, shelf legs and other immovable objects always win the battle.

Had the mount first the single jet option been this beefy, I would offer it as well.


The Simple is simply a peach of a tool..

I don’t know, I love that chosen thing you sold me, but this one looks older and rougher than Marty.

 

[Mikey P]

I don’t know, I love that chosen thing you sold me, but this one looks older and rougher than Marty.

We don't need more evidence of your poor detective skills sir.

Stick with a 12" for residential rinsing and your OP for commercial.

Many have asked for a 14" version of the Chosen, here it is.

 

[Meter Maid]

We don't need more evidence of your poor detective skills sir.

Stick with a 12" for residential rinsing and your OP for commercial.

Many have asked for a 14" version of the Chosen, here it is.

That manifold looks like an elf shoebox.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Do you remember the arguments that Larry Capitoni and Bill Bruders had over the Upholstery Pro versus the PMF Internal Detail Tool (AKA HyDry Tool) Mike?

Tthere is much to be learned from feedback

Even if you cannot reach agreement with your critics here, this is what others may be thinking but just not telling you.

 

[MarkieMark]

Sounds like you're not satisfied with what you have, which is?

The chosen wand, westpak low profile 1.75 12" wand, and Westpak low profile 1.5 14" wand.

The low profiles when cleaning is really nice as sliding under furniture that looks like you can't get under them. Most times I prefer the 14" head WP LP though the chosen wand would be second closely behind.

 

[Mikey P]

Even if you cannot reach agreement with your critics here, this is what others may be thinking but just not telling you.

If someone chooses to not buy a wand based on the how aesthetically pleasing the jet manifold is, I'm more than happy to not have them as a customer.

Function before form.



Bill was correct, the internal PMF UPH tool is a turd.

 

[Meter Maid]

If someone chooses to not buy a wand based on the how aesthetically pleasing the jet manifold is, I'm more than happy to not have them as a customer.

Function before form.



Bill was correct, the internal PMF UPH tool is a turd.

You’re easy to troll

 

[hogjowl]

Nope

 

[Mikey P]

You’re easy to troll

Funny that you think you have the ability to disturb me and my mission..

 

[KevinD]

I'm surprised you don't remember my brief somewhat disastrous love affair with the pmf Mach 12...

Isn't that the one that was on the loaner program that I put back in the box after using it for 3 feet and you told me there was no way I could tell whether it was good or bad in that amount of time?

 

[Mikey P]

Isn't that the one that was on the loaner program that I put back in the box after using it for 3 feet and you told me there was no way I could tell whether it was good or bad in that amount of time?

I recall doing a loaner program with the Dev and Zipper, possible the Mach 12.

 

[KevinD]

I recall doing a loaner program with the Dev and Zipper, possible the Mach 12.

I think it started with the Mach 12 but they say memory is the first to go.

 

[KevinD]

I recall doing a loaner program with the Dev and Zipper, possible the Mach 12.

Dec 3, 2015 was the post on the mach 12 loaner program but was unable to copy the thread.

 

[Mikey P]

I think it started with the Mach 12 but they say memory is the first to go.

The Mach 12 came out long before the sapphire titanium and although they now share a lot of the same features and visible pedigree, the sapphire did much better with its jet manifold setup than the Mach 12. It took all kinds of backyard fabrication to get it just right and in the end neither of them stayed put to my standards..

 

[Mikey P]

Dec 3, 2015 was the post on the mach 12 loaner program but was unable to copy the thread.

I would have guessed a few years earlier but as they say time flies when you're having fun..

 

[Jimmy L]

Too much money for a basic wand

 

[Mikey P]

Too much money for a basic wand

Commie...